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My self-summary
Well... I've given up a life of debauchery for a life of hermitage. And yet, here I am somehow wondering what I really want. Sex, drugs, rock and roll? Heady discourse, big words, grand ideas? Couch lounging, interweb surfing, sleeping all day? Sports, healthy food, clean living? Whips, chains, and who's your daddy? I need help deciding. Or maybe I just need help. Professionally.

I am pucillanimous, profligate, and phantasmagorical
What I’m doing with my life
Psht. If the answer is not living the life of an 25th century decadent, then what's the use?
I’m really good at
stuff. and junk.
The first things people usually notice about me
eyes, smile, humor. Or was it grating personality, deformed mug, and halitosis? Gah, I can't keep these darned alter egos straight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A. Postolonialism, feminism, queer theory, French and German thought, Global sexualies, sci-fi, feminist blogs, lesbian lit, etc.

B. Supertroopers, But Im a Cheerleader, Giallo, and all the obscure crap you can find. Anything sci-fi. B-Movie mayhem for the win. I have recently branched out to Lesbian romcoms (especially revenge movies--lesbian revenge IS the ultimate romcom) and vampire flicks. OkCupid didn't ask for TV shows. Cause its shy. But I know what it means. I'll answer anyway. [Classic:] Archer, Community, Monty Python, No Heroes, Dead Set, The Middleman, Poirot, Arrested Development, Futurama, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty, Psych, Elementary, Venture Brothers, Steven Universe, Persons of Interest, etc.

C. Gah! My Love/Hate relationship with music conflicts with my ideological principles and thus I also have an anger/shame complex about it all. Stop pressuring me!!!

D. So much. Though I am veggie. I can't decide.
Six things I could never do without
1. Closet full of monkeys
2. Closet full of typewriters
3. Techmo-science-ology (a closet-full, you ask?--read and find out)
4. A tub full of surrealists
5. Bob's your uncle
6. *nudge nudge wink wink say no more know what I mean?*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
stuff. and junk.
On a typical Friday night I am
hiding from monkeys. and typewriters. Wait, my overlord--ahem, I mean... my life-style management executive just told me that on Friday nights I am definitely "NOT a vanguard for the assimilation." So there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my privates
You should message me if
you are entertaining and a barrel o' monkeys. cheap monkeys. Who can type. Or, if you are a tub full of surrealists. DO NOT message me if Bob's your uncle. I hate that guy.

I've got a whole polyamory thing going on, but I want to meet someone new who intrigues me and makes me want to have a crush on them. Any volunteers? (If you're curious... Phresh77)

I've given up on messaging people (I've not had anyone respond in a while), but am hot to trot and ready to roll (and various other cliches). So message me! I promise I only bite consentually.
The two of us