35 Pinckneyville, United States
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My self-summary
Annual profile editing in progress. Right now I don't know what I want, which has rendered previous summaries obsolete.

I smoked my last cigarette a few hours ago, and this evening is the official first day of my new workout regiment. I've been waiting for my free membership to begin, and I want to make the most of it. It's about time I get in shape again if I seriously want to consider dating.

Update: Fell off the wagon early, still smoking. It's a hard thing to give up when it's all I do during breaks at work. I must quit this week for insurance reasons, but it's going to SUCK...
What I’m doing with my life
Working 10 hours a night, 5 nights a week, and doing nothing on the weekends.
I’m really good at
I can eat 50 eggs. I'm faster than the speed of smell. I can sleep 12 hours in a row without rest. I can almost smoke a whole pack of cigarettes in two days, one if I'm drinking. Lastly, I handle rejection rather well.
The first things people usually notice about me
(This can stay...)
This is such a trick question. A correct answer would be 'How can I know?' Sure, we can all fall back on the usual defining traits. I'm tall. I identify as a heterosexual white male in my mid-thirties.
What are we looking for under this heading, though? Do we stereotype ourselves so that others can fit us in a mental category that appeals to our ideal, pedestal worthy image we can use to determine whether or not to answer messages or block unworthy users?
Yeah, that sounds about right. I only mention it because I do it too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a librarian's son, so I got to play in my own personal library growing up. I leisurely read fantasy authors like Robert Jordan, Frank Herbert, but I spend a ton of time reading pdf articles. I have so many books I need to read. Christopher Moore has a couple out that I've yet to buy. There's a new Vampire Lestat book out too, if I remember correctly. I just hit book 8 of the Wheel of Time series. Hell, I haven't even finished all of the Percy Jackson books.
The six things I could never do without
If I couldn't walk or talk I don't think I would want to live. Independence is very important. Life would suck without literature and other entertaining mediums, but I could do without them. I'll go ahead and say people too. I love people.
Damn, that's only five things. Oh yeah, music! Life would be really dull without a soundtrack.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who R.R. Martin is going to kill next on Game of Thrones; Will the Dark Tower movies really work with a black Gunslinger; What country am I going to immigrate to if Trump wins the election; Am I really putting so much honest effort into a dating website profile and believing it will all be read?
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday nights are my Saturday mornings, so I sleep in and don't really feel like doing anything until mid-morning.
You should message me if
Now isn't a good time to get to know me, honestly. I'm all kinds of messed up, and need to work out a few kinks in my armor before looking for someone special.