29 South Lake Tahoe, United States
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My self-summary
Well hello there! My name's Kevin, and welcome to my profile! Thanks for taking the time to read this. So as not to waste too much of your time, let's go ahead and get started.

Me? Well, I'm first and foremost a geek, a nerd, and a dork. Anime, video games, tabletop, memes, movies, books... I'm all over the place with my hobbies. Well, figuratively that is... I'm a very indoors person. Nature's nice and all (actually it's dark and cruel, but you know what I mean), but I prefer to spend most of my time in the comforts of man's great creations, like couches and central heating.

Personality-wise, I'm a serious goofball (it's on you to figure out what that means), shy when around new people or those I don't have a lot in common with, loud as all hell when with my friends, arrogant with subjects I know, uncertain and hesitant with subjects I don't, cheerfully realistic, and generally lazy. So yeah... I think that's accurate. I kinda hate writing about myself.

In relationships I'm super cuddly, much like a large teddy-bear. I'm very loyal, supportive, and I like to please. More like a big puppy than a teddy bear, actually. I also like spending time together, just... being. If that makes any sense?

Well, if you haven't closed the tab by now, I guess I'll let you get to the more in-depth sections (there's a sexual joke here, but I can't quite put my finger in it). If you make it to the end without being scared off, you should totally message me. Even if we don't click romantically, I do enjoy making new friends. Particularly if they play Overwatch, Warframe, or other online multiplayer games. Always nice to have more people to queue with!
What I’m doing with my life
Studying programming to advance within my career.
Playing lots of games with my friends, because if you're not having fun what's the point of the rest?
I’m really good at
Analyzing things, daydreaming, playing too many games (if there is such a thing), eating too much food, making bad jokes... or am I bad at making good jokes? Hmm...
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a huge geek, both in stature and level of geekiness (shut up spellcheck, that's absolutely a word).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books and general: I enjoy Fantasy and Sci-fi, generally stuff that's very thoughtful and character-centric. Sadly, I don't read nearly enough books anymore, but I do keep up on a fair number of manga and webcomics.

DISCLAIMER: The following are by no means exhaustive lists. It is simply what I thought of at the time.
SHOWS: House, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Firefly, Last Week Tonight, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Log Horizon, The Slayers (+Next and Try), Code Geass, Steins;Gate, Full-Metal Alchemist (original AND Brotherhood, both are great), Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Black Butler, Darker Than Black, Dragon Ball Z: Abridged, RWBY.
MOVIES: The Avengers (and all of the MCU), Grandma's Boy, Serenity, Princess Mononoke, The Fifth Element, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Christmas Vacation, Dragonheart, Intersteller (it was... steller? Ahaha... I am so sorry, that was awful), Tangled, Wall-E, Kung-Fu Panda, The Original Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Matrix, Smokin' Aces, The Italian Job.

My Pandora stations:
My main Spotify playlist:
Totally not an attempt to RickRoll you:
Some awesome songs not on Pandora or Spotify:

Sushi (top of the list, the rest is whatever order), pizza, pasta, burgers, most anything with bacon, steak, babies (I think I'm funny), burritos, pie, food in general... you know, exclusion is the better method here: I dislike raw onions and have little to no tolerance for spicy food. Everything else is evaluated on a case-by-case basis.

Games, because WHY ISN'T THIS ON HERE!?
Playing right now: Overwatch, Warframe, Monster Hunter Generations, Pokémon GO!, Super Smash Brothers U, League of Legends, Hearthstone, D&D.
Previously played: Tons of stuff, just ask me. This is a topic I can talk about for ages. In fact, this subject is the perfect way to start a conversation with me.
The six things I could never do without
The internet (I tried this once... It did not go well)
Intelligent conversations
A pair of sunglasses (No seriously, I'm freaking blind in sunlight)
Caffeine (Pretty sure it's a physical addiction at this point)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All manner of fantasy and sci-fi things that I should totally turn into books or comics or movies or SOMETHING. But instead they just float around my brain, not being shared with the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying the fact that the weekend lies ahead, and probably playing one of the games listed above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty kinky, and more than a little submissive...
You should message me if
You're geeky and for some reason want to talk to me.