Dynn_Chaotica
29 South Lake Tahoe, United States
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My self-summary
Well hi there! My name's Kevin, and welcome to my profile! Thanks for taking the time to read this. So as not to waste too much of your time, let's go ahead and get started.

Me? Well, I'm first and foremost a geek, a nerd, and a dork. Anime, video games, tabletop, memes, movies, books... I'm all over the place with my hobbies. Well, figuratively that is... I'm a very indoors person. Nature's nice and all (actually it's dark and cruel, but you know what I mean), but I prefer to spend most of my time in the comforts of man's great creations, like couches and central heating.

Personality-wise, I'm a serious goofball (it's on you to figure out what that means), shy when around new people or those I don't have a lot in common with, loud as all hell when with my friends, arrogant with subjects I know, uncertain and hesitant with subjects I don't, cheerfully realistic, and generally lazy. So yeah... I think that's accurate. I kinda hate writing about myself.

As for relationships, well, I don't have a lot of experience. File that under something I'm uncertain and hesitant about. What I do know: I'm super cuddly, much like a large teddy-bear, and I'm very submissive, both in and out of bed. Kinda like a big puppy, actually.

Well, if you haven't closed the tab by now, I guess I'll let you get to the more in-depth sections (there's a sexual joke here, but I can't quite put my finger in it). If you make it to the end without being scared off, you should totally message me. Even if we don't click romantically, I do enjoy making new friends.

*I can't BELIEVE I have to put this on here, but from my reading on this site it seems my gender is full of idiots and assholes.
So, to clarify...
I am LOOKING FOR AN ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP, or NEW FRIENDS. I'm not here for hook-ups, if all I wanted was sex I can drive ~45 minutes to a legal Nevada brothel and hire a professional.
I will not assume I'm getting laid just because we talk/date/etc, I will not pressure you into sex or complain if it's not offered, and in fact I will likely not initiate or even suggest sex. We can discuss fetishes for hours and I still will not assume I'm getting into your pants. Yes means yes, no means no, and maybe means "I'm still thinking about it, and I'll let you know later." Now I would say this goes both ways, but - uhhh, actually let's save that for the above-mentioned conversation.
The fact that I feel the need to state the above fills me with equal parts sorrow and rage at the state of our society.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on getting my life sorted out while enjoying my time in this existence. Started a new (and much better) job fairly recently, and I'm working on getting everything in order, from my vehicle to my gaming rig to my body (in that order, because priorities). In the midst of this I make time for friends and fun, because otherwise what's the point?
I’m really good at
Analyzing things, daydreaming, playing too many games (if there is such a thing), eating too much food, making bad jokes... or am I bad at making good jokes? Hmm...
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a huge geek, both in stature and level of geekiness (shut up spellcheck, that's absolutely a word).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy Fantasy and Sci-fi, generally stuff that's very thoughtful and character-centric. Sadly, I don't read nearly enough books anymore, but I do keep up on a fair number of manga and webcomics.

DISCLAIMER: The following are by no means exhaustive lists. It is simply what I thought of at the time.
SHOWS: House, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Firefly, Last Week Tonight, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Log Horizon, The Slayers (+Next and Try), Code Geass, Steins;Gate, Full-Metal Alchemist (original AND Brotherhood, both are great), Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Black Butler, Darker Than Black, Dragon Ball Z: Abridged, RWBY.
MOVIES: The Avengers (and all of the MCU), Grandma's Boy, Serenity, Princess Mononoke, The Fifth Element, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Christmas Vacation, Dragonheart, Intersteller (it was... steller? Ahaha... I am so sorry, that was awful), Tangled, Wall-E, Kung-Fu Panda, The Original Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Matrix, Smokin' Aces, The Italian Job.

My Pandora stations:
http://www.pandora.com/profile/stations/almostgaming
My main Spotify playlist:
https://play.spotify.com/user/12134825317/playlist/1W43uj9LXSf6cFxibviPIH
Totally not an attempt to RickRoll you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoA_wjmE9w
Some awesome songs not on Pandora or Spotify:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2AxpaH56WY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afwVrU1etHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW6sEkTGbUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWB01IuMvzA

Sushi (top of the list, the rest is whatever order), pizza, pasta, burgers, most anything with bacon, steak, babies (I think I'm funny), burritos, mashed potatoes, pie, food in general... you know, exclusion is the better method here: I dislike raw onions and have little to no tolerance for spicy food. Everything else is evaluated on a case-by-case basis.

Games, because WHY ISN'T THIS ON HERE!?
Playing right now: Overwatch, ARK: Survival Evolved, Pokémon GO!, Super Smash Brothers U, League of Legends, Hearthstone, D&D.
Previously played: Tons of stuff, just ask me. This is a topic I can talk about for ages. In fact, this subject is the perfect way to start a conversation with me.
The six things I could never do without
The internet (I tried this once... It did not go well)
Music
Intelligent conversations
Friends
A pair of sunglasses (No seriously, I'm freaking blind in sunlight)
Caffeine (Pretty sure it's a physical addiction at this point)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All manner of fantasy and sci-fi things that I should totally turn into books or comics or movies or SOMETHING. But instead they just float around my brain, not being shared with the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying the fact that the weekend lies ahead, and probably playing one of the games listed above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty kinky. You spend enough time alone, eventually you start to look for more than just the basic avenues of pleasure. I've very submissive, and I'm really, really hoping my next girlfriend has at least a decent dominant streak.
You should message me if
You're smart, geeky, and for some reason want to talk to me. Can't fathom what that reason would be, but hey, that's for you to decide anyway. As mentioned above, the best ice breaker is to start talking geeky subjects.

I will repeat, I highly encourage messaging me first if you'd like to chat. Not only am I shy and insecure, I'm also easily distracted. I'll spend some time telling myself to just send a damned message, and then wander off and forget about doing so (the frequency of this goes down dramatically after first contact is made).
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