ScotchandPizza
44Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, I’m Jon. I lived in Manhattan for a spell after college, moved around the country for more than a few years, then came back to the city and found a place in Brooklyn. What can I say? I missed your urgency and irony.

I’m thoughtful, analytical, playful, witty. I’ve been taking good advantage of the city in recent weeks. I visited some museums, saw Laurie Metcalf on Broadway, listened to Bob Moses in Central Park, had drinks atop the Met, swam in the Rockaways – well, you get the idea. I’ve also been doing a lot of CitiBiking, although a random car door on a quiet street knocked me to the asphalt. I'm okay, but it may be a few weeks before I'm quite as helpful opening jars as I once was.

Plans for the summer include hiking in Europe, some outdoor happy hours and a whole lot of iced coffee.
What I’m doing with my life
I generate research and analytics insights for a creative agency. I learn something new every day. It doesn't hurt that we have an office full of puppies, pastries and art books nestled among coffee shops and cobble-stoned streets.
I’m really good at
Biking in NYC traffic, comic timing, ball sports, math, research.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pale Fire, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, Wonder Boys, The New York Trilogy, Straight Man, Slaughterhouse Five, Into Thin Air.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Almost Famous, No Country for Old Men, Moneyball, Cabin in the Woods.

Fargo, Elementary, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Kanye, Weezer, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Phantogram, Metric.

Iced coffee, garlic, hot sauce, the occasional chocolate chip cookie, pescatarian things.
Six things I could never do without
Iced Coffee
Hot sauce
Good running shoes for urban walking & biking
Connective devices (iPhone, laptop)
Cutting boards
My desk fans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The mere idea of moving to an idyllic little town somewhere.

How to spread liberal ideologies to rural America.
On a typical Friday night I am
Meeting you for a drink or gathering with friends or visiting a museum or biking around the city before a night in streaming Netflix.
You should message me if
You...

...see the world differently than people from your hometown
...appreciate fiction
...can see yourself being monogamous
...live in Manhattan or Brooklyn or somewhere convenient
...would just as soon raise a herd of elk in your city apartment as vote for Donald Trump
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