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My self-summary
I am a laid back dude that values humor above all else. While I spend most of my time making mobile apps awesome, I really want to spend my time in a hammock. Hammocks are the best when paired with a gin and tonic.
What I’m doing with my life
Philosophizing it, epiphanying it, and killing it.
I’m really good at
Making people feel awkward when I first meet them.
The first things people usually notice about me
They notice that I am Jake Gyllenhaal. They notice that my eyelashes are like monster waves, babe. Bitchin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like everything stoic. Taleb, Seneca, Montaigne. And boring economics books too.

I really love profanity, violence, and sex. My top three films are: The Godfather, Star Wars, and I will tell you the other one later.

Not a big fan of show music, except for Beauty and the Beast, but I love Seinfeld, which is a show, and I love Minus the Bear, which is a band that makes music.

Mmmm sushi and sake.
Six things I could never do without
My legs to run. My hands to play piano. My mouth to eat sushi. My curiosity to try new things. My brain to learn quickly. And...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Disruptive innovation. Why move myself to places instead of moving places to me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying my friends. Not in a Hannibal Lector kind of way. More in a classic sitcom kind of way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is private still a thing?
You should message me if
You want to get a drink. Or go for a run. Or go for a run and then get a drink!
The two of us