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My self-summary
Retired porn director known to wear nice shoes...to church.
What I’m doing with my life
I have matured from finding trouble. Now, it just finds me.
I’m really good at
Being predictablely unpredictable and dropping impromptu humor bombs when any celebrity crosses my path. Lucky victims include ex-Mayor Ed Koch, rapist Bill Cosby, my dead BFF Joan Rivers, crooner Lionel Richie, mob lawyer Bruce Cutler, director Darren Aronofsky, ex-BMOC Christian Laettner, pre-Friends' Matt LeBlanc, financier Sam Zell, real estate mogul and RNC mongrel Donald Trump and finally the lovely Marla Maples.

All good stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
Ever since I was a child I saw the world through a lens of love. Call it good parenting. Since then, I have loved deeply yet I have learned some people don't want love. As a result, I have learned how to fuck with those people so they see correctly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book: Facebook. Still reading it.

Favorite movies: The Producers because it is the perfect comedy and Man On Wire because it is so beautifully masculine.

Favorite show: Hip Hop Karaoke NYC when Mandy Mayhem &/or RDJ perform. Youtube doesn't do either of them justice.

Theatre: While living in London I randomly caught an esoteric play called Mr. Puntila and His Main Man Matti. Brill-fuggin-ant!

Favorite City: Berlin aka Europe's Brooklyn but the flight path alone into Kai Tak used to be worth the trip to Hong Kong.

Favorite OKCupid quote "The best love you will receive is the one you can give unconditionally."
Six things I could never do without
I only need two things: a suit and sunglasses. My confidence will carry any scheme from there.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A simple weekend home outside NYC to remove myself from the city's hustle & bustle...& taxes!


This property is ridiculously delicious:

On a typical Friday night I am
Figuring out how many cans of red paint it will take to paint the town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will tell you after the peyote kicks in.
You should message me if
You can find humor in almost any situation. You also understand dating is a place to have fun where people go to give their talents, skills and presence in order to enjoy each other's time.

For those wanting more than datIng, it helps if you are family oriented (ie, your family is from the Orient and you are about to inherit all the tea in China...duh!)

Fyi, the peyote just kicked in.
The two of us