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I travel just about as often as I can. Highlights from the last few years include touring Chernobyl in Ukraine (twice!), exploring mines in the UP of Michigan, wandering around Mayan ruins in Mexico, a whirlwind tour of Moscow and 2 of 3 Baltic nations (guess which two!), Halloweens in Salem, MA and New Orleans and Transylvania, more abandoned mines in Nevada - and more!
Between January 2016 and May 2016, I spent time in Chile, India, and Hong Kong with some brief stops in San Francisco on the way home. It was an eventful Winter and I got to cross two continents off the list... Just two more to go!
Coming up, I'd like to go to Uzbekistan/Kazakhstan to check out the Aral Sea. Join me! I like traveling with people!
I generally consider Minneapolis, MN to be my permanent home, but I pretty frequently spend extended amounts of time in other places. If I'm going to be somewhere for a while, I usually update my location on here to reflect it!
Also, I have a nice job that I enjoy and I don't live in my parents' basement. Women are into that sort of thing, right?
(movies) Jim Jarmusch is one of my favorite directors. I also like old movies (A Touch of Evil, The Great Dictator, A Night At The Opera), stupid comedies (Harold and Kumar, Super Troopers, Eurotrip), 80's movies (Better Off Dead, Tapeheads, The Goonies), bizarre foreign films (El Dia de la Bestia, Wild Zero, Nightwatch, Mr. Vampire, Decoder), and a bunch of others (Tim Burton films, martial arts films, older David Lynch films, Blade Runner).
(music) Oldschool industrial, oldschool punk, 80's stuff, and wussy synthpop. My favorite band ever is Einstuerzende Neubauten and I'm also very fond of Kraftwerk, Oingo Boingo, Tom Waits, and Leonard Cohen (among others).
(foods) Thai, Italian, and Indian are great, but I'll try just about anything once!
(tv) There is no antenna hooked up to my TV so I usually watch things on Netflix or Hulu. Get a Life was my favorite show of all time and I've been watching Doctor Who since I was a small child (Tom Baker was the best!), though in the last few years I've also really enjoyed Breaking Bad, True Detective, and a few other shows. I'm also a fan of Oddities - and I've even made a pilgrimage to Obscura to buy some stuff! They should put ME on it...
That's not really very private or even a very interesting story, but I'm OK with that because this is a really stupid question.
I've been known to go on roadtrips with complete strangers. If you have something completely off the wall in mind, I'd like to hear about it. I always have some sort of weird hare-brained roadtrip ideas in mind and if our ideas jibe, we might be able to work something out.