36 San Diego, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a goofy, random, rediculous, dork. I have a big heart, have a great love for marine mammals, enjoy epic face-making battles with kids, cracking jokes about everything, making fun of my friends, lovingly, rough housing with dogs, thinking about how amazing life is, all of it, battling between right and wrong, quoting South Park, Anchorman, speaking in accents, and geeking out about Game of Thrones. I'm a geek on the outside and a hippy on the inside, and a rediculous goofball all over.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it.
I’m really good at
Pointing out stupid shit that people do, making a fool out of myself, saying the most inappropriate thing for any given situation, speaking in accents, poorly. Doing the robot, also poorly.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, my intentionally ridiculous shit eating grin, my immaculately trimmed beard, my deep and sensual voice, my dry as fuck wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Judd Apatow, Quentin Tarantino, The Departed, Memento, 50 First Dates, Saving Private Ryan, Million Dollar Baby, too many to list!
Music: Folksy/Alternative mostly. Pearl Jam, AWOL Nation, Of Monsters and Men, Muse, Mumford and Sons, Smashing Pumpkins, Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros, Violent Femmes, Arcade Fire.
Shows: Parks and Rec, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Portlandia, Community, Breaking Bad.
Food: I love love love trying new food. Huge fan of sushi, Thai, Mexican, and Indian. Anything with big bold flavors and spices.
The six things I could never do without
Abstract things or physical things....hmmm, I'll do both!
1. Randomness
2. Showers
3. Laughter
4. Avocado
5. Phone
6. Puppies...?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Right and wrong, how fucked up most religions are, the wonders of evolution, the horror and beauty of human nature, the scale of the universe, human potential, and sex, well, mostly sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sushi + beer + more beer + fun shenanigans.


Beer + more beer + mixed drinks + little something else + yelling at random people + laughing at everyone + batman. Always batman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a secret man-crush on Paul Rudd. He will be mine.
You should message me if
You're a sassy girl who can keep up with me. You enjoy intellectual conversations, can laugh at yourself, and can cook some yummy eggs. Don't really care how educated you are, if you aren't clever or witty, move along.