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My self-summary
A six year old once gave me this advice, "Here's how you get girls to like you. First, get sunglasses. Then a haircut. Wear a tuxedo. Most importantly, act real cool while walking." Not sure how I've managed to fail after such genius was imparted on me, but here I am.

Some quick tid bits about me:

I thoroughly enjoy rambling about existential nonsense that has no real pragmatic uses. I have an insatiable curiosity. I absolutely love learning new things. I have a dry and sarcastic sense of humor (clearly a super original trait). My favorite literary devices are irony and satire. I prefer coffee (or tea, I'm not picky) to alcohol. I love the sounds of a Thunder Storm. I find beauty in elegant solutions to complex problems. I believe people ought to celebrate the quirkiness within all of us. I often go out of my way to make others feel comfortable. What I value the most are my friends and the memories and experiences shared with them. My ambition in life is to make a difference in the world in some way.

And if you're not into any of the above I still have the sunglasses and the tuxedo, just saying.
What I’m doing with my life
Working and trying to build up some experience in my field. (Tech, but I swear I'm neither socially inept nor a tech-bro)

Picking up random skills I'm interested in when I have the time.

Board Game nights! They're the shit.

Filling in the gaps with some vidya games and TV shows.
I’m really good at
Listening: I’m a great listener.

Driving long distances.

Dishwashing: A lifetime of using the dishwasher as a drying rack has honed my skills.

Rubik’s Cubes: It’s actually pretty easy. I could teach you (but I’d have to charge).

Being a spy in The Resistance.

Stir frying. Woks are my jam.

Underwater Basket Weaving...okay maybe not.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I ball so hard mother fuckers wanna fine me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley (Distopia!)
1984 by George Orwell (More Distopia!)
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
Harry Potter (series) by J.K. Rowling
When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi
Modern Romance: An Investigation by Aziz Ansari (Topical!)
Between the World and Me by Ta-Nehisi Coates
Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin
Everything I Never Told You by Celeste Ng

The Dark Knight
Star Wars
Every Single Pixar Movie (except Cars 2)
How to Train Your Dragon
Pulp Fiction
The Princess Bride
The Lion King

Avatar: The Last Airbender
How I Met Your Mother
Modern Family
Fresh off the Boat
Arrested Development
GoT and Walking Dead of course.

I can listen to pretty much anything. Give me a good melody and a solid beat and I'll rock out to whatever you play for me. I've recently been embarrassingly obsessed with K-Pop though.

Everything. I'm not too picky of an eater. I'm especially partial to strong flavors and spices though. I also really like Chinese food (shocker, I know).
Six things I could never do without
Okay so the following are not necessarily things I can't live without, but they certainly improve my quality of life. I've left off some more obvious things like Friends/Family etc. because they're givens.

1. The Internet. 'nuff said

2. Skiing. Powder days are a goddamn gift. Recently got into snowboarding too but I'm nowhere near as good.

3. College Football in the Fall. Saturdays are holy from September through early December. (Go GATA)

4. Comfortable Pair of Jeans.

5. My Curiosity. "The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand." - Frank Herbert

6. Resse's Peanut Butter Cups. Because that shit is mother fuckin' delicious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why my patented technique of mouthing the words "I love you" at girls stopped at red lights never seems to work.

What's with people's obsession for committing crimes and why they require a partner for it.
On a typical Friday night I am
I enjoy going out to Trivia nights at bars. Bowling and ice skating are also fun activities. Karaoke is pretty legit. During the fall I watch a lot of College Football. Always down for a Netflix binge.

But I feel that it’s less about the activity and more so the company you keep. With the right people, anything can be fun.
You should message me if
You need a skiing partner.

You're down to play a few sets of Tennis.

You enjoy saving the world one red/yellow/black/blue cube at a time.

You like witty banter.

You want to grab some really fantastic food together.

You've memorized the lyrics of a song in a language you don't know.

You know how to throw a wicked frisbee hammer.

You enjoy Escape Rooms as much as I do.

You like big butts and you cannot lie.

You're a genuinely kind and empathetic individual.

Finally, thanks for taking the time to browse my page here. I really do appreciate it.
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