42Atlanta, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a weird amalgamation of opposites and extremes. I once left a gun show after buying a new pistol, drove to Scott Antique, and bought a rug. I could kill a man with my bare hands but I'm a sucker for RomComs. I LOVE going to movies but HATE theaters. Seriously. It's the drive in, IMAX, or RedBox. I think running is the most god awful activity any one human being can ever do yet I love to run. I profoundly believe the kettlebell is simultaneously the most ingenius and evil device ever invented. I've produced records, fought wars, developed motorcycles, and traveled all over the world. I've got quite a few stories you won't believe and a scar or two to go along with them. Sometimes I even share them with people. Usually this involves whiskey.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make it a better place.
I was recently certified to teach yoga. Which seems weird.
I’m really good at
Picking things up and putting them down, putting holes in stuff, interpretive dance, small unit warfare. Not necessarily in that order.
The first things people usually notice about me
I used to think it was my dream like charm or perhaps my devilish wit but have been recently informed it's actually my arms.

My eyes are up here. Thanks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movie: True Romance
Book: right now, "Dharma Punx"
Song: Wave Of Mutilation. Or Coolidge.
Six things I could never do without
I'm not big on lists but I'd like to take this space to inform you that I do not misspell words, I reimagine them.

Additionally, since everyone seems so obsessed of late, I haven't taken a Myers Briggs in over a decade but if I took one tomorrow I guarantee you I'd be a WTFE / GTFO.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why my dog only eats socks that have a match and never eats the single sock who's friend was sucked into the parallel dimension that apparently opens up during the last 45 seconds of the spin cycle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually working... I have a weird schedule. If I'm not working I'm probably wasting money. BUT I often end up with a funny story to tell, so was it really a waste? Was it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once sat at a stop sign for 5 minutes waiting for it to turn green.

Or that I own an epilator.
You should message me if
You want to go for a ride, throw down a mat, or just chill and talk.

Also, you realize this is an online dating site, not the sequel to "The Notebook", and your expectations are in keeping with that.
The two of us