I am a Burner, a Morris Dancer, a Maker, a Dancer, a Cuddle Fanatic, Tactile, a Hooper, a Night Owl, Sexual, Adventurous, Loving, Funny, Sociable, Kind, Emotional, Stoic, Zen, an Introvert, a Learning addict, Outgoing, Self-Contradictory, Well Spoken at times, a Blundering Fool at others. I fit more places than you think; I'm a little jadded; more interesting than I appear.
Looking for the "selling features"? I'm Honest, Straight Forward, Caring, Well Endowed, Understanding, Intelligent, Independent, 420 Friendly, Financially Stable and I get great Gas Milage. Okay, the last one is a fallacy, drinking gasoline would probably kill me, let's not try it.
We all have our flaws, I am no exception, flaws make us who we are, perhaps more than our strengths. I sometimes lack tact; I'm particular, hedonistic and forgetful; I suffer migraines and fatigue; I fail at mornings and getting places on time; I'm forgetful and competitive; I'm not into spectator-sport culture. I'm annoyingly self aware.
In a lover, I'm looking for someone Adventurous, Durable, Sexual, Unique, Complicated, Busty, Clever, Positive, Cuddly, Eloquent and Interesting. I want someone who is more prone to taking risks than I am and will talk me into doing things outside of my comfort zone; because that's where life is.
I like to take risks - to do things outside of my existing experience. Whether friend or lover, I like people of a similar tribe.
I work as a Software Engineer and have been in the field for over a decade, which makes me feel uncomfortably old. I have many, widely varied hobbies. A few of my recent ones are Sound Tech, Electrical Engineering, Sewing, Gaming (Computer, Board and Card) and Dancing; I love dancing, any kind of dancing, but mostly the fun ones.
Other than working full time, I maintain several long term personal projects, such as my involvement with a charity and partial ownership of two small tech companies.
I'm a renaissance man, largely as a result of my obsession with learning. I pick up things easily and am always learning something new.
Socially: Loving, friendly, awkward, kind, strange, obtuse, stoic, funny.
Personality: Clever, funny, driven, unique and witty.
If you ever meet me let me please let me know what the first thing you notice is and which category it comes from, I enjoy knowing how the word sees me, others are the only mirror I have.
RANDOM FACT TIME:
-I have very good spacial skills 💮
-I'm really into music in other languages.
-I get migraines, they are the DEATH. If you get migraines, I'm sorry - if you don't, good for you.
-We all think cat's are cute and awesome, but what about Chipmunks and Giraffes? They're awesome too.
-I'm cute. I'm male. I'm straight. Deal with it - or maybe fuck me if you're a pretty girl?
-I am against the oxford comma, I don't know exactly why. I don't believe it is objectively better not to use it, I just prefer it's absence.
-I'm well-endowed (7"+ Long, 6"+ circumference]).
-I like being asked personal questions, it's fun to be asked about a subject I a the sole verifiable expert on. Ask me something, I dare you :p