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My self-summary
Profile under renovation - please excuse the metaphorical dust.

I am a Burner, a Morris Dancer, a Maker, a Dancer, a Cuddle Fanatic, Tactile, a Hooper, a Night Owl, Sexual, Adventurous, Loving, Funny, Sociable, Kind, Emotional, Stoic, Zen, an Introvert, a Learning addict, Outgoing, Self-Contradictory, Well Spoken at times, a Blundering Fool at others. I fit more places than you think; I'm a little jadded; more interesting than I appear.

Looking for the "selling features"? I'm Honest, Straight Forward, Caring, Well Endowed, Understanding, Intelligent, Independent, 420 Friendly, Financially Stable and I get great Gas Milage. Okay, the last one is a fallacy, drinking gasoline would probably kill me, let's not try it.

We all have our flaws, I am no exception, flaws make us who we are, perhaps more than our strengths. I sometimes lack tact; I'm particular, hedonistic and forgetful; I suffer migraines and fatigue; I fail at mornings and getting places on time; I'm forgetful and competitive; I'm not into spectator-sport culture. I'm annoyingly self aware.

In a lover, I'm looking for someone Adventurous, Durable, Sexual, Unique, Complicated, Busty, Clever, Positive, Cuddly, Eloquent and Interesting. I want someone who is more prone to taking risks than I am and will talk me into doing things outside of my comfort zone; because that's where life is.

I like to take risks - to do things outside of my existing experience. Whether friend or lover, I like people of a similar tribe.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm exploring life; myself; existence. I'm learning. Learning is my favorite thing, that moment you know something for the first time.

I work as a Software Engineer and have been in the field for over a decade, which makes me feel uncomfortably old. I have many, widely varied hobbies. A few of my recent ones are Sound Tech, Electrical Engineering, Sewing, Gaming (Computer, Board and Card) and Dancing; I love dancing, any kind of dancing, but mostly the fun ones.

Other than working full time, I maintain several long term personal projects, such as my involvement with a charity and partial ownership of two small tech companies.
I’m really good at
I'm told I'm very good at cuddling, loving, sex and hugs. People, love and bonds are important to me. I apparently also give good neck/head massages - though I have no actual massage training.

I'm a renaissance man, largely as a result of my obsession with learning. I pick up things easily and am always learning something new.
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically: Colorful hair, moderately attractive, average height, graceful.

Socially: Loving, friendly, awkward, kind, strange, obtuse, stoic, funny.

Personality: Clever, funny, driven, unique and witty.

If you ever meet me let me please let me know what the first thing you notice is and which category it comes from, I enjoy knowing how the word sees me, others are the only mirror I have.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
You know what...fuck it, this section is so out of date I'm deleting it. Dustdust
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Love; life; sex; things to come and things long lost; time; nothing; music; people; sentience; emotions; opinions; motivation and drive.

I spend a lot of time trying to work out what you're thinking about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Private things to admit publicly? Seems a little, contradictory...

-I have very good spacial skills 💮
-I'm really into music in other languages.
-I get migraines, they are the DEATH. If you get migraines, I'm sorry - if you don't, good for you.
-We all think cat's are cute and awesome, but what about Chipmunks and Giraffes? They're awesome too.
-I'm cute. I'm male. I'm straight. Deal with it - or maybe fuck me if you're a pretty girl?
-I am against the oxford comma, I don't know exactly why. I don't believe it is objectively better not to use it, I just prefer it's absence.
-I'm well-endowed (7"+ Long, 6"+ circumference]).
-I like being asked personal questions, it's fun to be asked about a subject I a the sole verifiable expert on. Ask me something, I dare you :p
You should message me if
Message me if you'd actually like to meet up, those first few minutes of meeting someone are so telling, lets grab a drink and get some face-time in :)