24 Riverside, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
Handsome woman seeking edible arrangement for NASA fun. If you don't message me, I'll literally cry.
What I’m doing with my life
Googling things.
Reading things.
Burlesque (Polylust Burlesque on Facebook and Youtube and your friendly neighborhood bathroom stall)
Screaming internally.
Fucking with the devil.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My mom says I’ve got that “it” factor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Truman Capote, Rilo Kiley, Jenny Lewis, Annie Hall, Before Sunrise and Before Sunset, Against Me!, I Love Lucy, Middlesex, David Sedaris, This is Where I Leave You, Lust & Other Stories, Selena, The Lover, Freedom, Buffy, Parks and Rec, The Glass Castle, Jeffery and Cole Casserole, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Nina Simone, Y Tu Mama Tambien, I Am Not Myself These Days, Their Eyes Were Watching God, and always, above all, Showgirls.
The six things I could never do without
My gender neutral cat Bamford (after Maria Bamford), long sleeves (to hide cuts, amiright?), the internet, coffee, Bernadette Peters, fries and Pepsi. (7, but the last two aren’t mutually exclusive.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
where i left the other half of my golden amulet
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can’t get off unless All Star by Smash Mouth is playing. Also this profile is misleading I wear glasses sometimes and am ugly inside and out but mostly inside I'm pretty hot outside
You should message me if
You are co-dependant.