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My self-summary
There's not really much to say about me. My name is Ed and I'm a huge nerd but luckily I avoid having a neck beard and I actually exercise semi-regularly. I'm everything you'd expect from an 'Ed'. I tend to act oddly most of the time like making weird noises or dancing.

I suck at summarizing myself without sounding REALLY weird or creepy,

I'm a pretty nice guy I think (but I'm pretty sure all guys say/think that about themselves).

I have several tattoos and I love them. I used to have a handful of piercings but various circumstances have required me to remove them over the years but I still have a hole where I had my lip ring.

My beard has never been shaved off since I was 13, its been trimmed very short but I have never had a bare chin since it started to grow, there has been stories similar to ones of Chuck Norris regarding my beard.

I play video games in my spare time if I have nothing else to do but I actively try and occupy myself with other things but it doesn't always help so I end up playing Xbox.

I use the word 'Derp' a lot, it just fits most circumstances FAR too well.

When I say 'lol' in a text based conversation, there is a 99% chance I'm actually laughing, if I ever literally say it in a face to face encounter, you have the right to cause me real bodily injury.

I absolutely love my hair because it legitimately sticks straight up off my head 90% of the time.
What I’m doing with my life
I ask myself this same question daily, I work a lot as a machine operator at a steel company on midnights.
I’m really good at
I'm good at reading people and making people laugh since I'm pretty shameless and enjoy making people laugh. I'm a great storyteller from what I've been told.
The first things people usually notice about me
My awesome beard.
The strange way I hold a pencil.
My walk.
I generally look either confused or pissed off at all times but I'm usually never angry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I read practically everything I can get my hands on that strikes me as interesting. I love reading H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe, Stan Lee, etc. I read a lot of Science fiction. I love reading books on philosophy and books on religion. Even though I'm an Agnostic I still enjoy learning about different theologies. I really love reading about Pagan theology.

Movies/TV: I don't much watch TV, I like watching The Walking Dead and Re-runs of House though. I'm a huge movie buff, I know way too much about movies for my own good sometimes and a few of my movie based insights are rather odd to say the least, it can sometimes be a bit embarrassing. I'll tell you if you ask nicely though. Some of my favorite films are Star Wars, LoTR, the Matrix, V for Vendetta, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Friday, 300, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz. I love all manner of films but chick flicks are obviously not my cup of tea. I started getting back into anime a little bit the last few months, I like good stories.

Music: I'm very well-rounding when it comes to music, I listen to a bit of everything. I've blasted Pantera then right after was bouncing along to Taylor Swift. I'm not the biggest fan of country but I can admit to enjoying a few songs here and there. I was raised on metal though so it holds a special place in my heart. I throw up the horns a lot \m/ ^_^ \m/

Food: Even if I didn't need it for life sustaining functions I'd enjoy it. Nothing like a nice meal after a hard day or a nice piece of cake or fruit as a pick me up on a summer day. I love food and am willing to give anything a shot at least once.
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
1: Internet.
2: Delicious Food.
3: A bag full of survival equipment.
4: My truck.
5: Tattoos.
6: A good pair of pants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pretty much everything. I ponder over ideas that some might see as childish like how it would feel to fly or throw fireballs. How to improve upon myself both mentally and physically. I think about food an awful lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually getting food with some of my friends or chilling over at their place and just BSing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a backpack ready to go with basic survival needs 'just in case'

My friends have lit me on fire using various methods on at least 3 occasions

I'm terrible at starting conversations. (Once you get me talking though...>_>)
You should message me if
You have/ like tattoos
You like nerdy stuff
You think I am cute
You bloody well feel like
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