Seriously, all I want is pizza and abs.
•Stand By Me
I had an unhealthy obsession with television as a child. I would watch 10+ hours of TV a day. I used to wake up at 6am to watch Laverne & Shirley before school. But it shaped who I am, so whatever.
I like that book about being a wallflower and it's perks. What was it called? Oh yeah, "The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight".
I butter my bacon and then I bacon my sausage.
2. Regular guns
3. Chocolate Ammo
4. Tactical Bacon
Also, don't message me if you text while driving. It bothers me.