Ehhhhhhh5
26 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
Hey. I'm Dexter. Between 2008 and now I lived in Massachusetts and North Carolina & South Jersey n' Philadelphia AND I'M A BIG DUMB IDIOT. Let me be your angel.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a theatre actor, plus I'm a Cluemaster at Escape the Room Philly where I lock people in a room and watch them through cameras as the try to escape (I'm not kidding)... but what I REALLY want to do is manufacture ear medicine for cats (who doesn't?).

It's not too late to make your wildest dreams come true...
I’m really good at
Making flaps moist. Antiquing. I AM ONLY GOOD AT THESE THINGS AND NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have girl eyes. Also, I get this a lot: "OMG YOUR NAME IS DEXTER?! Shut the fuck up. You're lying." And one time, a group if high school girls said I look like Ryan Gosling. It doesn't matter if you agree or not. All I know is that I can die happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
0MG i LiSTEN 2 EVERYTHiNG!!!1!1

Favorites include:
•Brokeback Mountain
•Drive
•Fresh
•In Bruges
•Jaws
•Jurassic Park
•Stand By Me
•The Thing

I had an unhealthy obsession with television as a child. I would watch 10+ hours of TV a day. I used to wake up at 6am to watch Laverne & Shirley before school. But it shaped who I am, so whatever.

I like that book about being a wallflower and it's perks. What was it called? Oh yeah, "The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight".

I butter my bacon and then I bacon my sausage.
The six things I could never do without
1. Chocolate guns
2. Regular guns
3. Chocolate Ammo
4. Tactical Bacon
5. Showtunes
6. Air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
b00bz
On a typical Friday night I am
Cuttin' up rugs, hittin' the sauce, slayin' dem biddies, and taking names. And sometimes watching the Cosby Show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm on 6 dating apps
You should message me if
You do not have one of the following tattoos: "Live. Laugh. Love.", "Let it be", "Just breathe", "No day but today", a G-Clef that turns into a heart, a feather, a dreamcatcher, small blackbirds flying, or your zodiac sign. Pretty much all other tattoos are okay.

Also, don't message me if you text while driving. It bothers me.
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