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My self-summary
For work, I am Betty White’s body double. For fun, street drugs and baton twirling. My friends and family are dumb and I don’t like hanging out with them. Trying new things and books are stupid.

I don’t want to think about punctuation or ramble on trying to describe myself-- I'd rather do that in person. So lists it is.

Turn offs:
Phrases like: “You miss %100 of the shots you don’t take!” “Live every day as if it were your last.” Conservatives, born agains, fundamentalists, elitists, frat boys, superficial people, hedge fund managers. Stingyness, apathy, arrogance, greed, fake tans, one-uppers, name droppers, pessimists.

Turn ons:
A good sense of humor –funny, above all else funny, friendly fellows in flannels. Loyalty, kindness, genuineness, nice people, being yourself.

Sing-a-longs, good talks, Christmas, northern MN, coffee, music that makes you move, people that make you laugh, the great outdoors, Ron Swanson and freedom.

HATE: Wells Fargo, child actors, apartheid and reality TV.

I’m from a big Irish Catholic family, MN Native-born and raised. Interested in the world, what it’s about and people, what they’re about. I’m passionate about the things and people that matter most to me. Down to earth, into adventures- not in the generic way. I started a legit adventure club.
What I’m doing with my life
Navy seal training, handing out flyers about Jesus to perfect strangers on the street, water aerobics and bowling. Just being really successful and well rounded.
I’m really good at
Cooking meth.

Being happy. Enjoying life. Not sweatin the small stuff. Being a good friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
Whoa, what's that super model doing carrying her own groceries?

My unzipped fly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Things they Carried, The Alchemist, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, I’ll love you Forever, The World According to Garp

Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, It’s always sunny in Philadelphia, Cheers, West wing, fraiser, Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, The Wire.

E.T., Crocodile Dundee, Mighty Ducks,The Usual Suspects, The Shining, A Few Good men, Tommy Boy, Stand by Me, Swiss Family Robinson,The Great Outdoors, Harry and the Hendersons, Uncle Buck, Sneakers, ShawShank Dedemption, 12 Angry Men, Dark Knight, Fight Club, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Forrest Gump, Back to the Future, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Good Morning Vietnam, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, There Will Be Blood, Inglorious Bastards, True Grit, The Departed, Mystic River

All Time Favorites: It’s a Wonderful Life and Good Will Hunting.

Food:BBQ, Thai, anything my mom makes, Christmas cookies, & Sloppy Joes

Music: Nina Simone, Jonny Cash, Pete Seeger, Bruce Springsteen, Hank Williams, Prince, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Tribe Called Quest, Blackalicious, The Coupe, Rolling Stones, Lauren Hill, Sam Cooke, Mos Def Talib Kwali, Tom Waitts, Atmosphere , Velvet Undergound, Grateful Dead, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, David Bowie, Van Morrison, Neil Young, CCR, Beatles.
Six things I could never do without
1707- the house I grew up in
Holipalooza-family tradition one weekend every summer my family celebrates every major holiday
The people I love
Northern Minnesota
Freedom of Speech
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Your mom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking about your mom
You should message me if
you can lend me some $
The two of us