33Lincoln, United States
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My self-summary
I like to keep things simple sometimes because it more important to focus on the task at hand. My main interest is in sports nutrition, and I've had times where I was either a personal trainer or a strength & conditioning coach, but right now I run a sports information web site with a business partner.

Enough of that though, why should we hang out? Because we can be spontaneous and do dangerous or adventurous activities like chessboxing, wearing socks with sandals, jumping on a bed with a low ceiling, and even on occasion I will eat at a Denny's in a sketchy part of town. Best of all, I am willing to lie to your friends about how we met.
What I’m doing with my life
I am self employed and run my own business. I'm looking to live life and enjoy myself always, and refuse to get stuck working a terrible 9-5 job. Though I have graduated with a Bachelor's of Science in Nutrition, Exercise, and Health Science, I don't use it in my current line of work.

The 20-something single guy routine wasn't working anymore (plus not in my 20s anymore!), and I want to connect with people. I really would just like to find a nice girl, one who doesn't mind acting like a dork, enjoys a good beer, doesn't mind a night on the couch watching whatever movie we bootlegged that night, and can teach me something new.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at making the best of any situation.

I've been told that I should sell myself to people as I am apparently good at everything (except carpentry) to at least some extent. I'm very effective at getting things done and figuring things out that I have no clue about from the start. I could probably defuse a bomb if it ever came to it even though I don't have a clue. I'm a real life MacGruber.

I also have this strange ability to find lost animals their homes. Way too many times I've had found dogs or had a cat run in my door when I opened it. Weird huh?
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I have good teeth. I'll start asking people this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't really watch much TV but when I do, I tend to watch shows that don't involve any commitment. No matter how much people talked about it, I could never watch Lost.

I love Breaking Bad, but who didn't? Arrested Development would be my second favorite show. I love documentaries as well.

Food wise, if you can find me something hot that will put me in pain...that is bonus points. I've eaten the hottest burger in the world once. I regretted it.

Music? I love myself some old school rock, some hair metal of course. I was raised on Motley Crue so that affected me. My favorite band is Guns'n'Roses though still to this day. I've got a love for great rap too (I mean some the party stuff is ok but c'mon..garbage lyrics). I think the most underrated hip hop artist is a rapper from Somalia by the name of K'naan. The dude is poet!
Six things I could never do without
Personal freedom
A cocktail ottoman
Goldbond Powder - Its a guy thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Magnets. How do they work?

I've always wanted to go on a heist. I say we go grab a martini, sync our watches, then steal a diamond.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with my friends having a good time...quite typical but it is a Friday thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once stole cupcakes from a church when I was a kid. Also, I'm a cat man. I admit and own it. Though I want a german shephard as soon as I have a yard for her.
You should message me if
You have a sense of humor and like to meet new people, enjoy making the most out of any situation. Also, you don't have any neck tats...sorry but that is an episode of COPS waiting to happen. I don't mean the back of the neck girl tattoo, I mean ink across the front of your throat because you're mentally detached.

If you are or like any of these things I said...then you should message me. If you aren't, too bad...you should still message me.
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