Enough of that though, why should we hang out? Because we can be spontaneous and do dangerous or adventurous activities like chessboxing, wearing socks with sandals, jumping on a bed with a low ceiling, and even on occasion I will eat at a Denny's in a sketchy part of town. Best of all, I am willing to lie to your friends about how we met.
The 20-something single guy routine wasn't working anymore (plus not in my 20s anymore!), and I want to connect with people. I really would just like to find a nice girl, one who doesn't mind acting like a dork, enjoys a good beer, doesn't mind a night on the couch watching whatever movie we bootlegged that night, and can teach me something new.
I've been told that I should sell myself to people as I am apparently good at everything (except carpentry) to at least some extent. I'm very effective at getting things done and figuring things out that I have no clue about from the start. I could probably defuse a bomb if it ever came to it even though I don't have a clue. I'm a real life MacGruber.
I also have this strange ability to find lost animals their homes. Way too many times I've had found dogs or had a cat run in my door when I opened it. Weird huh?
I love Breaking Bad, but who didn't? Arrested Development would be my second favorite show. I love documentaries as well.
Food wise, if you can find me something hot that will put me in pain...that is bonus points. I've eaten the hottest burger in the world once. I regretted it.
Music? I love myself some old school rock, some hair metal of course. I was raised on Motley Crue so that affected me. My favorite band is Guns'n'Roses though still to this day. I've got a love for great rap too (I mean some the party stuff is ok but c'mon..garbage lyrics). I think the most underrated hip hop artist is a rapper from Somalia by the name of K'naan. The dude is poet!
A cocktail ottoman
Goldbond Powder - Its a guy thing.
I've always wanted to go on a heist. I say we go grab a martini, sync our watches, then steal a diamond.
If you are or like any of these things I said...then you should message me. If you aren't, too bad...you should still message me.