I have an odd sense of humor that can hold a room's attention. I speak geek well enough; I identified tattoos on a girl's arm as being Klingon script at a glance. Also: read comics/ graphic novels, enjoy watching and dissecting movies, headbanging sometimes, and game.
Trying to learn: the Bass, making mead, and sewing things. All of which make life a little more interesting. Taking a vacation to Europe inside the next couple months. Take in some culture, see the world. That kind of thing. Mostly western nations.
I'm surprisingly adept in the kitchen, more than capable of making things from scratch.
I have a healthy competitive streak, I'll more than likely beat you at a game of air hockey.
My good friend while drunk stated "You're a really good friend, but kind of a smartass". So there's that.
People have taken to acknowledging my beard on several occasions, as "magnificent" even.
I've been reading more often. A big fan of Stephen King, Mark Twain and HP Lovecraft. Recently finished Native Son by Richard Wright, The Jungle by Upton Sinclair and I'm through the eighth Dresden File book. I'm a bit of a comic guy as well; Preacher, Hellblazer, Sandman and Deadpool.
I don't watch TV much anymore after cutting cable at my place, but I did like;Torchwood, Luther, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, and Game of Thrones.
I'm a metal guy: Rush, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Megadeth, Judas Priest, Nirvana, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Local H, Mastodon, Faith No More etc. The Mars Volta is a favorite too. Listening to more Punk stuff like Black Flag, Germs, Misfits, The Stooges, The Damned, Buzzcocks and Ramones.
Also random bits of funny or comical thoughts. Listen to routines from Bill Hicks, Carlin, Pryor, Jim Jefferies, Russel Kane and a bunch of others. It helps get through the day.
If we use the ironic "spirit animal" thing, I'd choose Henry Rollins. Guy's talking shows are a lot like how I think.
Most recently, marathoning Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Flight of the Conchords.
I can do a Pec Dance.
There was a couple month period in my pre-teen days where I wore a Du-rag and listened to Eminem. As a related point I used to do the Hammertime dance, as like, a three year old. My mother had no idea what I was doing, and through a seemingly unbelievable series of events, had a voice sample of me saying "hammertime" on MTV in the early 90s.
What is your Name?
What is your Quest?
What is the Capital of Assyria?
If you want to talk about movies or music or pick my brain.
I've no illusions regarding the state of online dating. The Local H lyrics probably sum it best "That's it, I quit, I don't..........give a shit". And yet I persist.