My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.
At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Anything from R.A. Salvatore
Honestly I totally loved the Eragon Inheritance Series
Star Wars: A New Hope
Many, many others...
The Daily Show
The Office (UK and US)
The Inbetweeners (UK)
Prime Time with Jimini Glick
Check it Out with Steve Brule
How I met your Mother
Trailer Park Boys
It's Always Sunny
Starfucker, Miike Snow, Breakbot, Generationals, Why?, Toro Y Moi, Skism, Zed's Dead, Joker, Biome, 16 Bit, MF Doom, K.M.D., Wu Tang, A Tribe Called Quest, Brand Nubian, Eric B. and Rakim, Big L, Del the Funky Homosapian, Hieroglyphics, Ugly Duckling, The Pharcyde, Blackalicious, RJD2, DJ Format, Dr. Octagon, Gang Starr, RBL Posse, Mobb Deep, Darc Mind, Themselves, Deep Puddle Dynamics, Aesop Rock, Shook, Miami Horror, Exmag, Louis la Roche, Laurent Delkeit, Starlesoufs, C2C, Vanderway, Obenhaus, SUNDANCE, Jean Tonique, Alliance Ethnik
Used to be suuuper into metal, and was in punk and hardcore bands through middle school into high school. I still appreciate certain groups but I don't listen to it much. I still dig doom metal, sludge, and certain dethcore bands that do it right. Last metal show I went to was The Faceless and Dying Fetus lol
Anything udon, but I like most types of food, I really like trying new things and trying new types of cuisine, and I cook a lot of different stuff. Trying to get into shopping at the farmers market and smaller, fresh markets more. Cheap and healthy :)
That feeling you get when a stranger or someone you don't know does something nice for you
High quality beer
You are a female shot putter and want to tell me about your medals.
You have a skill you can teach me, such as archery, crafts, knot tying, building bird houses, or any other Boy Scout activity.
You smoke the pots and you can hold yo shiz.
You drink OE on the regular.
You are a Netflix junkie.
You are a super good cook and can teach me new dishes.
You are known for your banana bread.
You have a sushi roller, a rice cooker, and a small avacado farm.
You are an avacado.
You do hair cuts for super kewl guy cuts.
You're not a bear pretending to be a human.