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My self-summary
I'm mostly here to browse profiles and do things for shits and giggles because I think that's secretly the point of this site and it passes the time until football season.

Actually now that OKC is telling me to subscribe so I can tell when my messages have been read I think the point of this site is just to be as big a stalker as possible.

-being racially ambiguous. No, random stranger, I am not Indian nor do I drive a taxi.
-saying I'm going to go exercise but instead opt for staring blankly a screen for about an hour
-shamefully consuming vast amounts of ice cream
-informing fellow computer science majors that simply because this class has no women you're still expected to shower
-instantly forgetting someone's name after they have said it to me. Then calling them by the wrong name for the rest of the evening.
-asking law students inane legal questions
-ignoring people who wear sunglasses indoors
-being completely struck dumb by 90% of the tech related questions I'm asked
-wishing I didn't care about assault charges so that when every guy refers to himself as a "nice guy" I can punch him in the face. White knights would get the same treatment.
-not being 100% clear on what socially constitutes as a normal hobby.
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring out how the hell to get 3-5 years experience on a AAA title video game in order to get a job as a game designer. I guess I could just suck it up and become a programmer first but that very thought makes me want to die.
I’m really good at
Writing a 20 page paper in one day. Then submitting a 4 page paper a week late.

Designing board games. I would seriously be content with trying to think up new party games for the rest of my life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I say mean things and people generally take it as me being really funny. I don't know how to convince them otherwise.

Also I look fantastic in formal clothing. I need to buy more suit jackets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't really listen to music? Believe it or not it only slightly inhibits my ability to interact with other people.

Italian food and milkshakes are my absolute favorites. Also Fogo de Chao made me realize lamb is absolutely delicious.

Pillars of the Earth was probably one of my favorites. Read Naomi by Junichiro Tanizaki which was equally good and disturbing. I have strong doubts whether 90% of the okcupid community likes Murakami as much as they claim they do but alas. Oh, and Grant Morrison and Alan Moore are delightfully insane individuals.

I've watched Little Miss Sunshine more times than I'd like to admit. Other than that, Miyazaki films, LOTR and Star Wars. Other actions and comedies.
The six things I could never do without
Milkshakes. 6 different flavors of milkshakes that doesn't look pink or green.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I desperately need a gigantic oven. Because I want to bake a cake. I don't even like cake. But baking is fantastic.

How the phrase "Lena Dunham is the voice of this generation" fills me with an overwhelming sense of "meh".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Squirrels scare the crap out of me.

I giggled in a store once when I saw a Darth Vader action figure that was labeled "Choking Hazard".

I don't understand female body shaming from either point of view.
You should message me if
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