(Please note that actual wit, charm, or devastation caused by handsomeness may vary based on individual perception.)
In all seriousness though, what to say about me? I love the outdoors, sushi, observing people, spending time with friends and family, and all sorts of other things that people obviously should love.
I'm kind to children, dogs and old people. That was a movie reference, but it's true. You can also include servers, bartenders, people of all colors, national origins and sexual orientations (big fan of the gays, they're generally smart and entertaining people to hang out with) and pretty much anyone who gives me an excuse to be kind to them.
On the other hand, for the deeply inconsiderate, the bigoted and the willfully ignorant I can be a real motherfucker.
I'm a huge movie buff, listen to a wide variety of music, dig video games, always down for karaoke (though I won't claim to do it well), and I'm a big fan of Mixed Martial Arts though I really couldn't care less about other sports in general and I also have a mild board/card game problem. Seriously, Kickstarter will be the death of me.
Apparently, almost everyone on this site is a big reader, but really. I read a lot. Like, in the bank line/at the bar/waiting for red lights/in the elevator at work kind of reading and I will constantly pester you to read things I think you will like on the slightest provocation. You've been warned.
Oh, and I fish. Major plus if you enjoy fishing, or even if you would just like to come along.
Tuning things out when I'm reading.
Teaching people things.
Making friends with strangers.
Making friends with dogs. Seriously, if you have a dog it will probably end up liking me better. Just a fair warning.
Growing a ridiculous moustache.
Cards Against Humanity
Singing loudly in the car. Go ahead, judge me. This is me giving zero fucks ;-)
And many other things as well...
Also, strangely I get a lot of comments on my walk. Apparently I have some sort of swagger, though I've been unable to verify this as it's extremely difficult to observe yourself walking without changing the way you walk.
Books: Some of my favorite authors in no particular order George RR Martin, Christopher Moore, Laird Barron, HP Lovecraft, Joe Hill, Brent Weeks, Anthony Bourdain, Bently Little, Larry Correia, Stephen King, Sergei Lukyanenko, Poppy Z. Brite, Jack Kilborn
Some individual books I really enjoyed: The Tao Te Jing, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff (Christ's Childhood Pal), John Dies at the End, The Night Watch Series, The Name of the Wind,, A Song of Fire and Ice, Kitchen Confidential, You Suck: A Love Story, The Princess Bride, Illusions: the Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, The Night Angel Trilogy, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Fool, The Stand, It, The Dark Tower Series, Island of the Sequined Love Nun, The Age of Reason, Slumdog Millionaire, Way of the Peaceful Warrior, Layer Cake, Cows Pigs Wars & Witches
Movies: Dr. Strangelove, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Kung Fu Hustle, Run Lola Run, Amelie, Swingers, Kill Bill, Clerks, Six-String Samurai, Mallrats, Dogma, The Breakfast Club, Bulworth, Glengarry Glen Ross, Tombstone, The Goonies, Ong Bak, Stand By Me, Office Space, Braveheart, Lucky Number Slevin, Ip Man, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, American Beauty, the Princess Bride, Big Trouble in Little China, Sixteen Candles, Gran Turino
Music: The Beatles, Nine Inch Nails, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Portishead, Black Keys, The Devil Makes Three, The Flaming Lips, Mazzy Star, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Beck, Sly and the Family Stone, James Brown, Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band, Victor Wooten, Robert Randolph & the Family Band, Black Sabbath, The Ditty Bops, Bob Marley, Primus, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Brown Bird, Cat Power
TV Shows: American Horror Story, Big Bang Theory, Shark Tank, Ultimate Fighter, Dragons Den, Venture Brothers, Kitchen Nightmares, Top Chef, The Boondocks, Family Guy, The Office, Good Eats, Sherlock
Food: I'm a big fan of it. I'm a pretty adventurous eater and I love going to new places and trying things I've never tried before. Special loves for sushi, Peruvian food, pho, bahn mi sandwiches, ramen, al pastor tacos, breakfast burritos, Thai food, and anything with a fried egg on top of it.
Saltwater to fish in
Scotch (or Irish) whiskey
Bacon - I guess technically I COULD live without bacon, but who would want to?
Seriously, what do people expect in this section?
You're not afraid to be a dork in the name of fun! Nerdy girls make me weak in the knees...