25 Wayne, United States
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My self-summary
Hey there my name is Jordan. I'm an artist who likes to paint a lot. A lot of the paint winds up on myself though but that's fine because it just lets me live as my own artwork right?

I'm trying to use Instagram more and you can see my gross art there: jordan_eff
What I’m doing with my life
Going to school, doing some writing, a lot of drawing, and am currently trying to break into film, as well as starting to draw comics.

In the summer I'm moving to Seattle for a coding boot camp which I'm super excited about.

Here's my website. If you want my credentials I mean.

I’m really good at
Painting, drawing, playing guitar.

Also giving hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a big guy and I've got eyes of the bluest skies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Death Grips, Death, Napalm Death, Death (the proto-punk band,) Pig Destroyer, Bjork, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Jimi Hendrix, and I'm totally into the new Peaches.

Also Swans, Kendrick, and John Zorn. I don't wanna get too long here I can go on forever.

Books: If you love the Acts of Cain series by Matthew Woodring Stover you need to contact me so I can talk to you about it because I've never met anyone else who's read it. Also I've been tearing through the Dune series that shit owns.

Movies: Holy Mountain, Metropolis, End of Evangelion, Superstar: the Karen Carpenter Story, the Big Lebowski, Liquid Sky

Shows: twin peaks, adventure time, and Korra kinda sums me up.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anxiety and aesthetics. But also I like to analyze things, which is such a vague thing to say but it's accurate.

Honestly I tend to think too much. Like all my thoughts coalesce into a great big ball of ideas that aren't really legible to my brain. If that makes sense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at home playing FTL or painting with my tablet.

I just started going to house shows and they're pretty great.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have weird chronic pain nerve issues so sometimes my hands will shake but I'm working on that.
You should message me if
You're easy going and wanna chill
You're into weird art and music

You wanna join me in the war on christian values. We will destroy them.

You're lookin for a cuddle buddy

Don't message me if:

You believe in a global Jewish conspiracy or are otherwise a bigoted ass.