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My self-summary
Hey there my name is Jordan. I'm an artist who likes to paint a lot. A lot of the paint winds up on myself though but that's fine because it just lets me live as my own artwork right?

I'm trying to use Instagram more and you can see my gross art there: jordan_eff
What I’m doing with my life
Graduated art school as well as coding school and am currently trying to get a job as a full stack developer. Along with that I'm working on my paintings and such, you can see them here if uh... you wanna verify my credentials: jordanforbes.art
I’m really good at
Painting, drawing, playing guitar, coding.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a big guy and I've got eyes of the bluest skies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Death Grips, Death, Napalm Death, Death (the proto-punk band,) Pig Destroyer, Bjork, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Jimi Hendrix, and I'm totally into the new Peaches.

Also Swans, Kendrick, and John Zorn. I don't wanna get too long here I can go on forever.

Books: If you love the Acts of Cain series by Matthew Woodring Stover you need to contact me so I can talk to you about it because I've never met anyone else who's read it. Also I've been tearing through the Dune series that shit owns.

Movies: Holy Mountain, Metropolis, End of Evangelion, Superstar: the Karen Carpenter Story, the Big Lebowski, Liquid Sky

Shows: twin peaks, adventure time, and Korra kinda sums me up.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anxiety and aesthetics. But also I like to analyze things, which is such a vague thing to say but it's accurate.

Honestly I tend to think too much. Like all my thoughts coalesce into a great big ball of ideas that aren't really legible to my brain. If that makes sense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at home playing FTL or painting. Coding a lot right now actually.

That or watching MST3K, sleeping, and/or listening to podcasts. Maybe playing some old PS2 games cuz I can't afford more recent ones.

Probably writing music on GarageBand actually.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have back issues that often result in nerve pain. I'm dealing with it and it's getting better but it has its moments where it's bad.
You should message me if
You're easy going and wanna chill
You're into weird art and music

You wanna join me in the war on christian values. We will destroy them.

You're lookin for a cuddle buddy

Don't message me if:

You believe in a global Jewish conspiracy or are otherwise a bigoted ass.

You're a tankie.
The two of us