Elfunkenstein
24 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
Just a guy makin his way through art school.

According to my resume my goal is to work hard and create artwork that is expressive and eyecatching.

I really need to take the time to update this profile it is just not up to snuff. Please bear with me in these troubling times.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to school, doing some writing, a lot of drawing, and am currently trying to break into film, as well as starting to draw comics.

Here's my website. If you want my credentials I mean.

jordan-forbes-vvlu.squarespace.com
I’m really good at
Painting, drawing, playing guitar.

Also giving hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a big guy and I've got eyes of the bluest skies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Death Grips, Death, Napalm Death, Death (the proto-punk band,) Pig Destroyer, Bjork, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Jimi Hendrix, and I'm totally into the new Peaches.

Also Swans, Kendrick, and John Zorn. I don't wanna get too long here I can go on forever.

Books: If you love the Acts of Cain series by Matthew Woodring Stover you need to contact me so I can talk to you about it because I've never met anyone else who's read it. Also I've been tearing through the Dune series that shit owns.

Movies: Holy Mountain, Metropolis, End of Evangelion, Superstar: the Karen Carpenter Story, the Big Lebowski, Liquid Sky

Shows: twin peaks, adventure time, and Korra kinda sums me up.
The six things I could never do without
Metal
Punk
art
humor
dogs
blue
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anxiety and aesthetics. But also I like to analyze things, which is such a vague thing to say but it's accurate.

Honestly I tend to think too much. Like all my thoughts coalesce into a great big ball of ideas that aren't really legible to my brain. If that makes sense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at home playing FTL or painting with my tablet.

I just started going to house shows and they're pretty great.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have weird chronic pain nerve issues so sometimes my hands will shake but I'm working on that.
You should message me if
You're easy going and wanna chill
You're into weird art and music

You wanna join me in the war on christian values. We will destroy them.

Don't message me if:

You believe in a global Jewish conspiracy or are otherwise a bigoted ass.
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