I’m a fun-loving, ambitious guy working non-stop at Stohlman Subaru in Tysons. Don’t take my word for it. See how my clients say wonderful things about me (Eli Mel) at Google and Yelp.
I share a home with my cool parents and enjoy a very short commute. I want to find someone to have fun with who is also interested in building a relationship.
I like comedy/action/kids movies, anything with a happy ending. I love to tell jokes, hearing new ones and listening to comedians. I'm a bit of a comedian myself.
Why don't sharks eat clowns?
They taste funny :)
Memorizing comedy riffs and jokes.
Going to Meetups.
Working and giving back rubs
These days I read the newspaper mostly but books I really enjoyed reading: Zobmondo!! The book of Weird facts and choices, His Dark Materials Series, Harry Potter, 7 Towers, Lost years of Merlin, Ender's Game Series.
I love comedies and comedians.
Lewis Black (old stuff)
Never failed to make me laugh.
O Brother Where Art Thou, Big Lebowski, (anything Coen Brothers), Surf up, Wall-E, Wreck-it Ralph, Life of Pi, My Cousin Vinny, Beetlejuice, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, Kung Fu Hustle, The Times of Harvey Milk, The Wire, Waiting, Begin Again.
I like The Wire, South park (when it's not dumb), Full-metal Alchemist, Super Natural, Earth.
Thank you Pandora. Lisa Gerrard, Hans Zimmer, Zedd, The Doors, The Black Keys, Bob Dylan, movie trailer music
New classical mostly, but also music like Avicii
I like to eat healthier food.
Salad bars, NUTS, Seeds, Yogurt, Nutritional Yeast, fruit, chicken, fish, potatoes. I love to cook and use spice to make my life more spicy.
Exercising (bike, hike, etc)
Views/ Pretty Scenery, Looking at the sky (the ultimate HD TV set)
The Google search bar
Why do we drive on Parkways and Park on Driveways?
What my next Meetups will be or should I wing it and explore somewhere or visit a fav spot of mine.
I've been memorizing jokes since the second grade. I currently have 8 pages of jokes on my phone ;p