30Falls Church, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a Virginia native who enjoys the outdoors: cycling, taking walks, hikes and comedy in life. I also enjoy just chilling after a long hard week.

I’m a fun-loving, ambitious guy working non-stop at Stohlman Subaru in Tysons. Don’t take my word for it. See how my clients say wonderful things about me (Eli Mel) at Google and Yelp.
I share a home with my cool parents and enjoy a very short commute. I want to find someone to have fun with who is also interested in building a relationship.

I like comedy/action/kids movies, anything with a happy ending. I love to tell jokes, hearing new ones and listening to comedians. I'm a bit of a comedian myself.

Why don't sharks eat clowns?
They taste funny :)
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoy life!
Memorizing comedy riffs and jokes.

Going to Meetups.
I’m really good at
Looking on the brighter side of life.

Working and giving back rubs
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall, Blue Eyes, Curly Hair and positive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These days I read the newspaper mostly but books I really enjoyed reading: Zobmondo!! The book of Weird facts and choices, His Dark Materials Series, Harry Potter, 7 Towers, Lost years of Merlin, Ender's Game Series.

I love comedies and comedians.
Stand Ups:
Kathleen Madigan
Lewis Black (old stuff)
Ron White
Robin Williams
Richard Pryor
Gabriel Iglesias
Jeff Dunham
Never failed to make me laugh.

O Brother Where Art Thou, Big Lebowski, (anything Coen Brothers), Surf up, Wall-E, Wreck-it Ralph, Life of Pi, My Cousin Vinny, Beetlejuice, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, Kung Fu Hustle, The Times of Harvey Milk, The Wire, Waiting, Begin Again.

I like The Wire, South park (when it's not dumb), Full-metal Alchemist, Super Natural, Earth.

Thank you Pandora. Lisa Gerrard, Hans Zimmer, Zedd, The Doors, The Black Keys, Bob Dylan, movie trailer music
New classical mostly, but also music like Avicii

I like to eat healthier food.
Salad bars, NUTS, Seeds, Yogurt, Nutritional Yeast, fruit, chicken, fish, potatoes. I love to cook and use spice to make my life more spicy.
Six things I could never do without
Besides family, water, air, food.

Exercising (bike, hike, etc)
Pandora One
Views/ Pretty Scenery, Looking at the sky (the ultimate HD TV set)
The Google search bar
People interaction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Jokes(stand up riffs)
Why do we drive on Parkways and Park on Driveways?

What my next Meetups will be or should I wing it and explore somewhere or visit a fav spot of mine.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was home schooled after the end of 5th grade. The school system failed to teach me what my parents did in a year.

I've been memorizing jokes since the second grade. I currently have 8 pages of jokes on my phone ;p
You should message me if
You like bike riding and any activity outside: sitting in a park to hiking, shopping, comedy clubs and snow tubing.
The two of us