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My self-summary
I'm not very active on here, but you can hit up my Instagram EllaCatticus. If you come by more than once and see I've changed something, it's probably because I got bored with what I said, but it doesn't mean that whatever it was is now less true.

I LARP, I sew, I crochet and I do slam poetry. I am not a girl. I am a nebulous entity that loves pretty skirts and manly af t-shirts.

I have two partners, a husband and a boyfriend. They are both wonderful people and very special to me. They would like to be your friend (and NO SEX).

I am currently seeking friendships and relationships.

I love being the funny one, and the centre of attention. I think I am a pretty good story-teller too :). I've been working on that last one by getting into slam poetry and doing lots of performing. I regularly attend the Burlington Slam Project and Guelph Poetry Slam if you want to come out!
What I’m doing with my life
I work part time at two jobs, one of which is a seamstress shop.

I'm working on starting to have babies eventually.

I am an aspiring slam poet! If you love slam, you are automatically cool :)

And LARP!!
I’m really good at
Sewing and crocheting, making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
my blue hair, and my piercings
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sushi!! Omg sushi.

Also I am slightly addicted to pizza and pasta-based dishes.

Jasper Fforde, Robert Jordan, Holly Black, Francesca Lia Block, JK Rowling, Diana Gabaldon, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Margaret Atwood

Book Genres
Faerieland, Retold Fairy Tales, Lesbian fiction, Historical Fiction, Biographies, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humour

Homestuck, Girls with Slingshots, Questionable Content, Manly Men Doing Manly Things, Sinfest, Strong Female Protagonist, Assigned Male Comics, Bug Comic, Happle Tea

Call the Midwife, Yuri on Ice, Outlander, Daria, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Legend of Korra, Clone High, The Mighty Boosh, Escaflowne.

Music = pretty much anything as long as you're not offending me with it. Post-hardcore, 90's alternative, folk, electronic, techno, classical, classic rock, indie, music with yelling or weird sounds, stomp, sitar music, bagpipe music (live is best), punk girl bands, cello music....

As for movies...I'm into superhero movies, sci-fi, Pixar, Disney, Miyazaki films, musicals, queer oriented films, some dramas, very few romantic comedies, and documentaries. Oh and bad movies are always fun to watch.

Did I mention Star Wars? I should. I really like Star Wars.
Six things I could never do without
I can't live without more than six things, but they're all people. My husband, partners, friends and family.

Ok and my glasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

Crochet and sewing projects.

Elegy: A Doompunk LARP
On a typical Friday night I am
at home, sometimes at LARP. Sometimes with a partner. My life isn't terribly exciting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an anxiety disorder. I work really hard to manage it, and i am on medication. It sometimes affects my relationships, but i do my best to work with my partners and friends so we all understand each other.
You should message me if
You can teach me sign language? I really want to know.

If you love the Wheel of Time and none of your friends do and you REALLY JUST NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT (this is me, by the way).
The two of us