29 Salt Lake City, United States
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My self-summary
Moments ago, the Elusive White Lion reportedly released his new profile. When asked about his decision to do so, he only had one thing to say: "My old profile sucked. It was time for a change. I mean, I like to have fun, and sure, I'm looking for someone who has their head on straight, but isn't everyone?"

When investigators looked further into the issue, they discovered that aside from spending time on the internets, the Elusive White Lion also enjoys rock climbing, cliff jumping, and various athletics, claiming that the outdoors are a "guilty passion" of his. In response to curiosity about his quirky personality, one source claiming to be a "close friend" had this to say: "Well, all you really need to understand is if you can laugh at yourself, and not take the small things too seriously, you'll get along great. Once that clicks, he's a pretty simple guy." Experts say his drama-free lifestyle is contagious, and, as one witness put it, "Very refreshing!"

Our man on the inside [name withheld for security reasons] caught up with him and asked him about his style in women. "I guess I'm kind of picky," he's claimed to have said, "you can know I'm interested if I strike up a conversation with you, though." Our source attempted to ask about his other interests but he was already crossing the street to a restaurant, reportedly waving and smiling at a girl he was meeting there. He turned back, however, and with a grin said, "Just check my profile, most of it's already there!"

Information is still coming in about this man of mystery, but what we do know is he's driven, quick-witted, and decisive. However, one thing is certain - wherever he is spotted, he and the people around him always seem to be having a fantastic time!
The first things people usually notice about me
On here? My "About Me." Either it's the "Best profile they've ever read" or it's "too long." Haha.

In real life? Scruff. All this scruff can be yours, ladies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a huge geek, and will read almost anything.

I listen to mainstream music styles. I enjoy music but I don't define my life by it. I know this is a deal breaker for a lot of you and I'm okay with that.
The six things I could never do without
I recently lost my dog, and it tore a hole in my heart. He was my little buddy.

Also - Popcorn, and the guy who came up with the idea for tagless clothing, he's a genius.

Oh you wanted six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How 86.47% of statistics are made up on the spot, and how this affects the Dominican economy, which has been spiraling down to 65% efficiency since 1983.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends. Playing basketball. Reading a book. Running. Working (sometimes). Typical Fridays don't exist.
You should message me if
I probably messaged you, to be honest. If I missed you, don't fret! Just make sure we would actually be a good match before we waste each other's time.

If you DO think we'd be a good match I'd love to hear from you though!