29 Salt Lake City, United States
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My self-summary
Everyone tells me I was cute when I was a baby. Not sure what happened but here we are. On an online dating site. Where I've answered hundreds of their little personality questions.

Don't judge me. It was during a long vacation like 3 years ago. ;)

So here are the Cliff Notes on Taylor (that's, uh, my name):

* My love is split equally between Netflix and the outdoors, particularly rock climbing right now. I'm not really comfortable as a lead climber yet, working on that.

* Spelling errors anoy me!

* If you are now at least smiling at my dad joke, then we can be friends.

* If you are now trying to find the dad joke but can't, I'll never tell.

* I am a Financial Analyst for Intermountain Heath Care. Basically I look at Excel and other data programs all day. And I actually enjoy it.

* Looking for something real. I'll likely contact you if I'm interested, but feel free to send the first message. I don't bite. Hard. (Okay, I'll admit, that one's way overused)

All this and more can be yours, ladies, for just one easy payment of 30 minutes of your day!
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm working to pay the bills, rock climbing and playing video games for a few minutes in the evenings with my nephews across the country. They kick the crap out of their Uncle Tay.
I’m really good at
Dad jokes. See below.
The first things people usually notice about me
Scruff. Trying out the beard. I've received some compliments but I think I personally like the scruff better.

...but the beard is growing on me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Give me an interesting story and I'll devour it. Whether it's a book or TV show (Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Chuck), I will probably binge it until it's over or I'm "caught up."

I enjoy music but I don't define my life by it. I've often gone more than a week without listening to any music and not realized it.
The six things I could never do without
I lost my dog a few years ago, and it tore a hole in my heart. He was my little buddy. My parents did just get a new puppy this year (2016), and he's great, but I still miss my old friend.

Also - Popcorn, and the guy who came up with the idea for tagless clothing, he's a genius.

Oh you wanted six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How 86.47% of statistics are made up on the spot, and how this affects the Dominican economy, which has been spiraling down to 65% efficiency since 1983.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends. Climbing (Usually Saturday, actually). Reading a book. Running. Working (sometimes). Typical Fridays don't exist.
You should message me if
You want more than just sex. I mean honestly, can't a guy go five minutes without constantly being bombarded with "DTF's" and requests for dick pics? Come on, ladies. Let's keep it classy. ;)

(In case it's unclear, and at the risk of ruining the humor, that's a joke. Trust me I get what you ladies have to sift through, and I'm sure it sucks)