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My self-summary
Snapchat: Elvisdelvis

Unlike I am in most things I do, brevity is not an attribute I seemed to have grasped here. My apologies in advance.

"Basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things, I've self learned myself"

Hi there. My name is David, but everyone calls me Elvis (or Delvis). I'm a hobbyist winemaker, musician, writer, nerd, gamer and avid DIY enthusiast.

I'm used goods as my body seems to be falling apart more and more each day, but that shit won't stop me. I'm a cancer survivor. Nothing keeps me down.

Currently making some big life changes. Diet and mental attitude changes to be specific. Turning my life around. Someone who is encouraging of this would be helpful.

I hate idle hands and thus I always have multiple projects around the house as well as a minimum of 2 bands I regularly play with. I am NOT the guy that will be spending all his time with you. I live my busy life and I love it. However, communication is key and I'm a hopeless romantic, so don't think I won't be thinking of you all the time or trying my damndest to see you every night.

Just the facts, Jack:

- You can bet I try to teach myself a new skill every day.
- Genuinely, I give everyone I meet the respect they deserve until they prove me otherwise.
- Always give more than I get.
- Very slow to judge.
- Intuition. I've got it in spades. (I usuallly see damn near anything coming a mile away).
- Always have a smile on my face.
- You can always count on me to make you laugh.
- Through thick and thin, I am always there, even if you don't know it.
- I probably own more dresses than you.
What I’m doing with my life
Living the American dream. Doing what I love till it kills me. This includes, but not limited too: 120+ shows a year, killing grapes to make that sweet berry wine, giving much more than I get back, sleeping when I can get it, eating all the dim sum, overflowing my plate on a regular basis, driving...lots of driving.
I’m really good at
Being a sarcastic asshole, making you laugh and answering all your vino questions.

I'm also a pretty good puzzle solver.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard, smile, laugh and genuine care for everyone I meet.

I've been told I look like Orson Wells more times than I can remember.

I am apparently "the jolliest man this side of Uranus"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This part is long. You can ignore if you wish.

Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Frederich Nietszche, Ernest Hemingway, René Descartes, Kurt Vonnegut, Ken Kesey, George Orwell, Philip K. Dick, and most books that have been banned at one point in time.

If cancer were pretentious it would be Garden State

Blue Velvet, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, anything Kurosawa & Bergman, Sword of Doom, Clerks, Female Trouble, The Shining, Dancer In The Dark, Tetsuo, Lost in Translation, Day of the Dead, Haiku Tunnel, Naked Lunch, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Alien, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill 2, Videodrome, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, City of Lost Children.

TWIN PEAKS, Star Trek (some more than others), Louie, Simpsons, Dave's Old Porn, Daily Show, Colbert Report, MST3K, Six Feet Under, Trailer Park Boys, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, @Midnight, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Just so you know what your getting yourself into...I perform, run and attend around 100 shows a year.

Tom Waits, The Melvins, Electric Wizard, Ubik, Flux of Pink Indians, 7 Year Old Blind Girl, Marmits, Crop, José González, Tomahawk, Swans, Fantomas, Sleep, Om, Mogwai, The Locust, Man is the Bastard, Primus, Public Image Limited, Big Business, Sunn, Kaki King, Mulatu Astatke, Chopin, This Heat, Fugazi, Mahler, The Raincoats, Dinosaur Jr, DEVO, Zappa, Boubacar Traore, Miles David, Medeski Martin & Wood, Echo & The Bunnymen, Prince, MTNS, Weedeater, The Locust, Debussy, Minor Threat, Tortoise, Bongzilla, Aphex Twin, Black Flag, Hank Williams 1 & 3, Roots of Orchis.

I really love a lot of different kinds of food. Indian, Thai, Japanese, Moroccan, Ethiopian, Vietnamese, Greek, Argentinean, Korean, Chinese, French, Spanish, Italian, Indonesian, and a quality burger w/ fries is always good too.
The six things I could never do without
Music, whiskey, wine, a good pair of boots, soldering iron, hats (I love hats)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

Also, the heat death of the universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a show, hosting a movie night, or streaming myself playing games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a moderator on OKC, Reddit and Twitch.

I have had stories/characters heavily based on me in both films and books.
You should message me if
Are not put off by loud music and/or really weird music, drinking (heavily, at times), smoking (both tobacco and herb), don't mind the mouth of a sailor, sarcasm, beards and general strangeness.

If you know where this quote is from "He tried to kill me with a forklift!" I may try to marry you. Don't say I didn't warn you

Also, if you like this recording of my drummer and I just fucking around: