27 Cleveland, United States
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My self-summary
Writer. Gamer. Deliciously sarcastic weirdo. Cook. Cat mom. Tatted up and pierced through. Grammar Nazi. Klutz. Repeat offender of giving too many second chances. Pessimistic optimist. Unenthusiastically athletic. Early to bed Night Owl. Crispy in sunlight. Horse rider. Frequent flyer in hospitals.

I'm me. And I'm looking for someone who appreciates that.
What I’m doing with my life
Things and stuff.
I’m really good at
Thinking of responses to text messages and forgetting I didn't send them.

Wasting large amounts of time on YouTube.

Not checking my mailbox.

Random bouts of inappropriate behavior with friends in public.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, unless my hair is pink that day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Jenny Lawson (aka The Bloggess) is my spirit animal.

I love Augusten Burroughs and David Sedaris. I am also in love with pretty much every book and screenplay written by Nora Ephron.

I enjoy Mel Brooks movies, Monty Python, and the Big Bang Theory. When I'm feeling girly, I like a little Grey's Anatomy, but I am a big fan of action movies as well as the classics.

I will listen to pretty much anything, but lean more towards rock and alternative.
The six things I could never do without
- Love
- Family
- Patience
- Optimism
- Appropriate doses of medication
- A sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I had to sum up my life in ten words or less, they would be:

"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm REALLY good at finding crazy people. I think I have a sign on my back that says "Stalkers Welcome Here"

Also, I mother people. It's just what I do, because I care and shit. I agree it's annoying.
You should message me if
You're interested in learning more about me!

Also, I should note that, yes, I probably think your tractor is sexy. But if you read what I'm looking for, you should have noticed I don't have 'casual sex' listed. Don't get me wrong, sex is awesome, and I'm not one to hold out, but do us both a favor and at least strike up a conversation first, eh?