So I know I'm a freak and not at all the conventional idea of womanhood, haha. But if you're cool with that, let's hang.
So, hi. My self summary?
I enjoy a pint of cider, or two. I love painting my nails, playing video games, drawing, internetting, reading and generally passing the time. I am highly addicted to film and TV, and watch at least 2 or 3 TV shows a day, and about 6 films a month!! Yes, I have an addiction.
I have a frankly unhealthy appetite for the media. I religiously follow shows like Game of Thrones, Archer, New Girl, Arrow, Sherlock & Doctor Who, but still find myself glued to guilty pleasures like Britain's Got Talent and The Vampire Diaries. I watch at least 3 different TV shows a day. I also watch far too many films. And still have so many I need to watch...
I'm also supposed to be a writer or something but I forget.
I'm not really very fashionable, I prefer comfort over style, but I am particularly in love with Doc Martens, any and all types of jeans, Black Milk Clothing leggings & big cozy jumpers.
Also, I'm really sorry I've been off here for a long while, apologies if you messaged me yonks ago and I ignored you :(
I'm back on here but I'm terrible at replying promptly, please bear with me and I'll message you in time :/ sorry I just have a very bad short-term memory!
Apart from that, I'd say I'm really good at cooking, especially stir fries and pasta bakes. And sometimes a cake.
Oh yeah, another freaky talent I have is being strangely observant, having a photographic memory and a memory for useless things!
Also I posses some unremarkable but interesting talents - I can read upside down, in a car, on a bus, whatever. I can also write upside down and backwards so you can read it properly in a mirror. And I'm also kinda ambidextrous! Woooo, awesome stuff yeah?
But! Don't ever ask me to do maths. I do not get the whole numbers thing.
Aaaaand now I sound really dumb. I promise you, I has intellect. I studied religion and all.
Favourite film: it's really tough to choose for this one so I do it by genre;
1st for sci fi: Moon
Joint 1st for dark comedy: Shallow Grave & The Guard
Joint 1st for horror: The Devil's Backbone / The Orphange (same director) and Cabin in the Woods
1st for Thriller: Stoker
Joint 1st for superhero/comic book: Kick Ass / Scott Pilgrim and The Dark Knight
Joint 1st foreign cinema: Let the Right One In, Peepli Live and The Raid
(Yeah, I really, really like films...)
I will listen to almost any type of music. Just not heavy screamo death metal. I think its cool and all, I do like it, I just don't enjoy it. I enjoy Biffy Clyro, Muse & 30 Seconds to Mars an awful lot. And then other times I'll be listening to Country and Alt-J.
I will eat almost any type of food... But if it has a single speck of chillis, peppers, spice, or even peppercorns/salt&pepper pepper, I will not go near it. I have a very, very low tolerance for hot food!! It is the bane of my life :'(
- the creation of the universe and the answer 42
- the internet.
- my family.
- awesome video games.
- lactose-free ice cream and milk, and my other favourite foods
What the big plan is, and also if I will ever ever find this elusive thing called "love", or if there even is someone out there for me at all.
But I mostly think about our existence on this earth, space and nebulas and shit, and those useless things I really want to buy.
Sometimes I'll actually socialise with the lesser mortals in nightclubs. Maybe. ;)
Also if you're this far down my monologue, I may as well say this. I've never once had what I would describe as a "successful" relationship, and it's always been down to my fault. Please be patient with me as I have pretty massive issues. I hate to be so needy, but I am fairly fucked up and could really use someone to handle that :/
& If you've gone running for the hills after reading this... well, see ya!