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My self-summary
I'M AN AWFUL AWFUL PERSON. I take ages to reply to messages cause I have short-term memory issues... I'm sorry if I offend anyone with my silence. Also, (I don't care, I'm going to be honest) I've had a bit of a shit time, have been depressed and suicidal for a long time, but I'm finally seeing the light and hope for my future, along with finally graduating from Uni, I'm finally in a good place. It also means I've come to terms with being Trans and loving the freedom that acknowledgement has granted me. So if you aren't down with that, bye felipe/felicia xD
So I know I'm a freak and not at all the conventional idea of womanhood, haha. But if you're cool with that, let's hang.

So, hi. My self summary?

I enjoy a pint of cider, or two. I love painting my nails, playing video games, drawing, internetting, reading and generally passing the time. I am highly addicted to film and TV, and watch at least 2 or 3 TV shows a day, and about 6 films a month!! Yes, I have an addiction.

I have a frankly unhealthy appetite for the media. I religiously follow shows like Game of Thrones, Archer, New Girl, Arrow, Sherlock & Doctor Who, but still find myself glued to guilty pleasures like Britain's Got Talent and The Vampire Diaries. I watch at least 3 different TV shows a day. I also watch far too many films. And still have so many I need to watch...
I'm also supposed to be a writer or something but I forget.

I'm not really very fashionable, I prefer comfort over style, but I am particularly in love with Doc Martens, any and all types of jeans, Black Milk Clothing leggings & big cozy jumpers.

Also, I'm really sorry I've been off here for a long while, apologies if you messaged me yonks ago and I ignored you :(
I'm back on here but I'm terrible at replying promptly, please bear with me and I'll message you in time :/ sorry I just have a very bad short-term memory!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm almost at the end of 3rd year at Bournemouth University, studying Scriptwriting for Film and TV. Apart from that, I'm travelling when & where I can and living a healthy lifestyle! :)
I’m really good at
Erm, not sure.... Saying stupid things? I frequently ask stupid questions like "are eggs dairy?" And "who shall I get a card for on Mother's Day" etc etc.... Yeah, I have dumb moments.

Apart from that, I'd say I'm really good at cooking, especially stir fries and pasta bakes. And sometimes a cake.

Oh yeah, another freaky talent I have is being strangely observant, having a photographic memory and a memory for useless things!

Also I posses some unremarkable but interesting talents - I can read upside down, in a car, on a bus, whatever. I can also write upside down and backwards so you can read it properly in a mirror. And I'm also kinda ambidextrous! Woooo, awesome stuff yeah?

But! Don't ever ask me to do maths. I do not get the whole numbers thing.

Aaaaand now I sound really dumb. I promise you, I has intellect. I studied religion and all.
The first things people usually notice about me
How stupidly short I am, and how much metal adornments are in my face, and then my freakishly small hands and feet, and tiny ears, and then probably my perfectly adequate rack. ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite book: Battle Royale, for sheer page-turning gory entertainment value. Haven't read it for a while though. I recently really enjoyed the Hunger Games trilogy (can u see a theme emerging?!) & the first of the Hitchhiker's Guide :)

Favourite film: it's really tough to choose for this one so I do it by genre;
1st for sci fi: Moon

Joint 1st for dark comedy: Shallow Grave & The Guard

Joint 1st for horror: The Devil's Backbone / The Orphange (same director) and Cabin in the Woods

1st for Thriller: Stoker

Joint 1st for superhero/comic book: Kick Ass / Scott Pilgrim and The Dark Knight

Joint 1st foreign cinema: Let the Right One In, Peepli Live and The Raid

(Yeah, I really, really like films...)

I will listen to almost any type of music. Just not heavy screamo death metal. I think its cool and all, I do like it, I just don't enjoy it. I enjoy Biffy Clyro, Muse & 30 Seconds to Mars an awful lot. And then other times I'll be listening to Country and Alt-J.

I will eat almost any type of food... But if it has a single speck of chillis, peppers, spice, or even peppercorns/salt&pepper pepper, I will not go near it. I have a very, very low tolerance for hot food!! It is the bane of my life :'(
Six things I could never do without
- co2, trees and oxygen
- the creation of the universe and the answer 42
- the internet.
- my family.
- awesome video games.
- lactose-free ice cream and milk, and my other favourite foods
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to do with my life after Uni.

What the big plan is, and also if I will ever ever find this elusive thing called "love", or if there even is someone out there for me at all.

But I mostly think about our existence on this earth, space and nebulas and shit, and those useless things I really want to buy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching a film in bed or something equally lame, like playing my xbox for hours. I tend to forget about time and continue doing a million quests on Borderlands. I need to have more of a life...

Sometimes I'll actually socialise with the lesser mortals in nightclubs. Maybe. ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I frequently talk to myself?! I swear I'm not crazy...

Also if you're this far down my monologue, I may as well say this. I've never once had what I would describe as a "successful" relationship, and it's always been down to my fault. Please be patient with me as I have pretty massive issues. I hate to be so needy, but I am fairly fucked up and could really use someone to handle that :/
& If you've gone running for the hills after reading this... well, see ya!
You should message me if
You like the silly things I've written on my profile and/or find me mildly amusing. Or if you want to know anything else I've forgotten to say.
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