EmilyMaeH
28 Goffstown, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not a morning person. I never will be.

I mostly joined to giggle at people I know.

Goatees are never OK.

I probably won't reply to you.
What I’m doing with my life
I convince confused men to buy overpriced jewelry.
I’m really good at
Making instruments, knitting, witty replies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm nice to look at.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Vonnegut smut, Apatow movies, Netflix shows, Alllllll the foods.
The six things I could never do without
Pulled pork. The ole cell phone. Keys. ID. Card. Old receipts. (is it cheating to just go through my pockets? Not that I keep pork in my pockets... Often...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bacon pancakes. Makin bacon pancakes. Make some bacon and then put it in a pancake. Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make. Bacon paaancaaakes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working and/or watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't whistle.
You should message me if
You don't mind that I probably will forget I'm on OKCupid, and most likely won't respond.
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