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My self-summary
I'm a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bedroom. And as you can tell from my profile picture I don't take myself too seriously.

I'm intelligent, an avid reader, and consume all things popular culture. But not in a Keeping up with the Kardashian way, but more along the lines of discussing the rise of the anti-hero in the second golden age of television kind of way.

I'm looking to meet someone around my age. Please do not be married. Someone who is funny and intelligent are bonuses as well.

I'm willing to travel if I meet the right person so do t let distance be a determining factor.
What I’m doing with my life
Netflix marathons. I also work for a psychiatrist.
I’m really good at
Procrastination, being snarky, naming one hit wonders and other useless trivia. I'm good with adjectives, speed reading, and quoting movies. I also think I'm pretty damn good at Jeopardy and my Uno game is on point. I also happen to make a mean pot roast!
The first things people usually notice about me
My lips. As a kid, they teased me about having lips like LL Cool J and I hated it. Fast forward 20 years, and I get a ton of compliments.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: genre fiction, literary fiction, biographies/autobiographies, cultural history, essays, anything by Wally Lamb

Movies: Lars and the Real Girl, Hysteria, Ocean's 11, Secretary, Brat Pack, When Harry Met Sally, Shrek,Clueless, Cruel Intentions, Step Brothers, True Romance, The Apartment, Clerks, Heathers, MallRats, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, Easy A, Crazy Stupid Love, A Single Man, The Oh in Ohio, Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, Princess Bride, Hairspray (the original John Waters version, not that bullshit with John Travolta)

Shows: Dexter, Mad Men, 30 Rock, Law and Order, Breaking Bad, The United States of Tara,Six Feet Under, House of Cards, American Horror Story, Scandal,New Girl, The Mindy Project, The Sopranos, RuPauls Drag Race, and of course the Golden Girls. My goal in old age is to be Dorothy Szbornak complete with flowing caftans and resplendent shoulder pads.

Music: Barenaked Ladies, Moxy Fruvous, Guster, Neil Diamond, Kenny Rogers, Tom Jones, 80s and 90s music, rockabilly, Van Morrison, Lady Gaga, disco, Prince, Roliing Stones, New Kids on the Block, Rick Astley. I love Pandora because it always surprises me because it thinks it knows what I like, and they seem to be correct more often than not.
Six things I could never do without
public libraries
lip balm
Cleveland Indians baseball
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff. Seriously, I have one of those minds that never shuts off. So I go from 0-60 in 5 seconds in terms of thinking ahead to all possible scenarios.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually I'm spending Friday nights with my boyfriend Netflix. I would much rather go out on Saturday night. Karaoke is a fun way to wind down as is chicken wings and beer
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a bleeding heart liberal but I have a huge crush on Joe Sarborough. Don't tell anyone!
You should message me if
You're awesome! If you have strong feelings about breakfast. Sense of humor is very important to me, as is intelligence. I would like to meet someone who "gets" me and isn't intimidated by my brain. Oh, and that's not really the Pope and I'm not Catholic. I just thought it was hilarious.
The two of us