26Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
NorCal > SoCal

Life is all about collecting stories. The more chances you take, the better your stories will be.

Summaries are hard. Instead of forcing you to read my awkward ramblings where I attempt to explain myself with an extreme amount of cliches, ask me questions!
What I’m doing with my life
College grad
Hospital employee
Wine, whiskey, beer enthusiast
I’m really good at
Telling corny jokes, cat charming, being awkward and putting together Ikea furniture.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. I'm short!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mystery books are a staple on my bookshelf. But, The Perks of Being A Wallflower will always be my favorite.

I love British horror movies (currently my favorite is Mum and Dad) and silly action movies. Batman, the shawshank redemption, fried green tomatoes, breakfast at tiffanys, batman, whats eating gilbert grape, short circuit, adventures in babysitting, spice world, batman, mystery men, superbad, elf, hocus pocus, batman, literally the list is endless. But I will watch anything and everything!

Hands down, my favorite band is Vampire Weekend. BEYONCE! Death cab for cutie, passion pit, the smiths, brand new, nick drake, foster the people, Adele, iron & wine, postal service, Johnny cash, jacks mannequin, the moldy peaches, the Beatles, just to name a few.

Tv shows: orphan black, portlandia, lockup, goosebumps, parks and rec, family guy, the walking dead, pretty little liars, true blood, game of thrones, 30 rock, arrested development, basically anything on Netflix since I don't have cable

Food: I love that shit.
Six things I could never do without
Sister, cat, adventure, movies, wine, batman.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I need to stop procrastinating....which leads to even more procrastination.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I go to freshman orientation at Pitt and put on an excellent English accent and pretend I'm an exchange student from England.
You should message me if
You can quote Tommy Boy like it's your job. You have a slight addiction to hummus. You want to drink wine on the stoop with my old lady neighbor who I fondly refer to as One Legged Donna.
The two of us