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My self-summary
Cortney. 22. NC.

I work 2 jobs and I'm in school for psychology. I like everything horror and watch movies way too much. I'm kinda complicated. I can be very sarcastic, which doesn't translate through the internet quite well. Sometimes I get too anxious to speak correctly, actually quite often. Just ask me whatever your heart desires.
What I’m doing with my life
Aspiring to be a cat.

Twerking in the USA with @kennerdee.
I’m really good at
Complaining about my spine hurting. Being a creeper. Being a little kid. Remembering lyrics. Quoting movies. Being sarcastic. Listening. Movie and music trivia. Word searches. Puzzles. Conveying my feelings through looks. Coloring. Being a cat lady. Being an asshole.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eh, my voice or hair usually. And piercings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Way too many to name, but I'll list a few.

Anything horror. Rob Zombie. Saw. Romeo & Juliet. Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Running With Scissors. Requiem for a Dream. Girl, Interrupted. American Beauty. Star Wars. Documentaries. Sci-fi. etc. Pretty much anything.

The Office. Scrubs. American Horror Story. Adventure Time. Regular Show. Metalocalypse. Adult Swim. The IT Crowd. Skins. Misfits. Syfy. How I Met Your Mother. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Intervention. The X-Files. etc.

Chuck Palahniuk. Prozac Nation. Wasted. Shakespeare. Memoirs/Non-fiction. American Psycho. Edgar Allan Poe. Augusten Burroughs. True crime. etc.

Lamb of God. A Day to Remember. Cradle of Filth. Led Zeppelin. Nirvana. Pink Floyd. Pearl Jam. Memphis May Fire. Incubus. Mumford & Sons. The Acacia Strain. Counting Crows. Brand New. The Wonder Years. Taking Back Sunday. Devildriver. etc.

Sonic the Hedgehog. Soul Calibur. Borderlands. Fallout 3. Fable 3. Tekken. Sims. Mortal Kombat. Deadpool. Katamari. Dead Island. Spyro. etc.

Fruit. Italian. Asian. Tofu. Vegetarian. Cotton Candy. Boba House. etc.
The six things I could never do without
Cotton candy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything and everything.
Sometimes I don't even know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever I want. Or probably working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to say poop. I prefer forks over spoons. I like to eat fruit for dessert.

I am secretly a Jedi.
You should message me if
You want to.
You think mogwais are the cutest things ever.
You enjoy serenading with an acoustic guitar.
Brokeback Mountain made you cry.
Oh, and if you have a beard. Especially if you have a beard.

Better yet, you're better off not messaging me if;
You're shirtless or holding fish in your pictures. Oh, and if you don't know the difference between your and you're.