39 Portland, United States
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My self-summary

I am a sarcastic, sometimes cynical guy looking for all sorts. An equal opportunity destroyer. I say awkward things like "thats what Shi'ite said" and "9-11 was an inside handjob" regularly. Tipper Gore and I don't get along.

Oh, and I have a/c.

Drop me a line, eh?
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard. Letting everything else fall where it may.
I’m really good at
Just about anything I put any real effort into. I'm a decent singer, songwriter, editor, critic, cook, lover and wit...

the keys here being interest and effort.

I'm told that I am refreshingly honest by some and brutal by others, I make my coworkers laugh to the point of tears and inadvertently (sometimes intentionally) sabotage their business calls.
The first things people usually notice about me
No clue, I can't be bothered...maybe the 'stache and specs?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Cormac McCarthy
Robert Jordan
Brandon Sanderson
Hunter S. Thompson
Larry McMurtry
Jack London

I thoroughly enjoy:
FM Belfast
the London Suede
@s@p Rocky
Magnetic Fields
Brian Jonestown Massacre
U.S. Bombs
Kendrick Lamar
Empire of the Sun
Father John Misty
Schoolboy Q
Boomtown Rats
Most things brit, most things 80s, 70s, wall of sound, punkrawk, bluegrass, shoegaze, and lately bad rap.

I watch a few worthless tv shows:
Kroll Show
the Newsroom
True Detective
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
An Idiot Abroad
the Knick
Larry David

Films include, but are not limited to:
the Good the Bad and the Ugly
No Country for Old Men
Empire of the Sun
the Breakfast Club
O Brother Where Art Thou
the Interview
Django Unchained
Royal Tenenbaums
Bad Santa

Everyone should watch the Zeitgeist trilogy.

Comedy Bang Bang
Improv for Humans
Who Charted?
You Talking U2 To Me?
Analyze Phish

Beets paired with beats paired with beets paired with beats...
The six things I could never do without
are the six things that are holding me back.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the sad state of affairs both across this country and around the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
being so typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I snore loudly when I'm drunk. It's been described as apocalyptic.

I am probably too honest for your taste.

I probably think you care about all the wrong things and you may think I don't care enough about the right things.

I am a proud Trimet rider/Uber passenger.
You should message me if
you are feeling wanderlust, in need of adventure, don't get hung up on what the herd thinks.

I'm not huge on drugs but will dabble on occasion. I don't care if you are, but please don't steal my stuff.

Don't be shy, I enjoy DisasterpieceTheatre almost as much as success.

DD/lg & d/s

Cheers, jeers and happy hunting!