EpicGummyBear
26 Kansas City, United States
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My self-summary
"Just a small town girl."

Well first off my name is Melissa. Im fat get over it. Have 4 tattoos as well as my ears, industrial, septum, nose, and my tongue pierced. I can be kind of shy at first but it doesn't take me long to open up to people.

At the moment I'm looking to make new friends with the hopes of finding something more. I don't want to jump into anything to fast. So friends first. No booty calls, no one nighters. Im not looking for sex.

Disclaimer: if you say swag/ yolo, abbreviate to many words, and/or wear your pants off your ass. Don't bother messaging me unless you want snide remarks. Also I currently live with family, I'm sorry if this bothers you.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a hospital in food service while going to college.
I’m really good at
I'm a pretty good cook and a decent baker. Also a good listener and good at attempting to make people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My light green eyes, out burst of randomness, or that I'm short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Time of the Eagle, Wolf brother, Brother Bear, Harry Potter, The Dr. Suess books (I'm a child at heart), Jade Green, War of the Worlds, Hunger Games, and many more.

Shows
River Monster, Walking Dead, Warehouse 13, Doctor Who, Eureka, Haven, Paranormal witness, Haunted collector, Futurama, American Dad, Family Guy, Simpsons, Adventure Time, and many more.

I'm a sucker for romantic movies. What girl isn't. I also love b-horror and comedy. But I'll watch just about anything.

In music I will listen to almost anything. But mainly listen to rock, country, and a little metal.

Love spicy foods, and stuff like pastas and pizza. Not against a good hamburger or steak though.
The six things I could never do without
1-my family/ friends
2-my godson Liam
3-Netfix(b-horror films galore) :)
4-juice or milk
5-My animals
6-Internal organs?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Escape routes in case of zombies.
Why people get sports tattoos.
Why people can't use blinkers.
If aliens exist.
Why my cat has to wake me up a 3am a lot with the song of his people, (aka meowing).
Why soldiers get paid less than pro athletes.

I think of a lot of random things.
On a typical Friday night I am
My typical Friday night is usually at home or work but sometimes hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like anime.
You should message me if
You're up for some conversation. I dont bite to hard. ;)
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