EpicuriousJenn
30 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Portland by way of Boston by way of Portland, ME. Maine will always have a part of my heart, so in the battle of the Portlands, the OG always wins.

If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be "bold", thats a nicer way of saying I think I'm sassy, classy and a little kick-assy!

I can be ambitious to a fault, although that's just my Maine roots talking. I want a beautiful life and I know that takes work. My friends are my chosen family, although it takes a while to get there, I love deeply and fiercely.

I work out about 5 days a week, but this girl used to cook professionally, so the working out helps balance out knowing how to go out. I try to drink my carbs these days, but I will destroy a good bagel when I've played too hard the night before.

My ideal parter is someone who makes me ugly laugh. The kind where no sound comes out until you snort. I want to be comfortable enough to do the weird stuff I do alone... but with someone else. Those include, living room dance parties, talking to the dog and inanimate objects like they're going to respond and sometimes watching really bad TV. That last one is a guilty pleasure. I can get down with some great documentaries, but I love the Real Housewives of New York. I know you're judging me, but I freaking love it.

A conversation with one of my friends, he said "Jenn, you're a gem. You need to meet someone who is as fun as you. Or you can do what Gram says, 'I had to meet a guy who was just as fun as me, and I am fun. Who wants to spend 60 years with a dud?'"

If you'e picking up what I'm putting down, I hope to hear from you!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to be the best version of myself I can be.

I try to have a great time. I explore as much as I can. I do things that scare me as often as possible.

If we are talking about work, its advertising. I tell people how to make things. I'm a project manager.
I’m really good at
Doing the electric slide. (I wish!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, I've got red hair and curves for days. Im hard to miss in a crowd.

I laugh a lot too. You should too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
When I think of my favorite things, its always a sensory experience. The sound of a champagne cork popping, the smell of rain hitting asphalt on a hot summer night, soft grass under my feet and the sun on my face. Autumn is right around the corner, Im looking forward to the way it smells like dry leaves, dirt and sunshine. Its my favorite time of year.

I like my music live and something I can dance to. I also like the oldies and goodies from Motown to deep Zeppelin cuts. I've got a sweet spot for jam bands and sing-a-longs in the car with the windows down.

Brunch is my favorite meal of the week, its all about ordering or making way too much food, having a few too many drinks, laughing for hours and taking a great nap in the afternoon. Oysters and bubbles is an ideal night out. Snuggles, popcorn and a good movie is my idea of a great night in.

I love the smell of a campfire, and the way my hair smells the next day.

Books. Where do I start? I adore a great story. We can talk about that later.
The six things I could never do without
My Dog and a lint roller. I love him, but that dog sure does shed.
Wanderlust
Sauce. I love sauce.
Laughter; a giggle or a belly laugh that starts to hurt after a while.
Imagination
A great pillow
A sharp knife and a cast iron pan

Technically, that's more than 6. I like to live on the edge.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I should make for cookie Friday. Ask me about it, you'll want in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Exploring. I think that covers the bases.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrible at cartwheels.
You should message me if
Message me if you're playing for keeps. I'm at a point in my life where I am looking for a meaningful relationship with the right person.

Now that's out of the way, you should message me if you want to go out for a drink, a snack, or if you have some sweet dance moves.

I have a sweet spot for great smiles, a sharp tongue, and rugged makers. I like my men the same way I like my paper towels; brawny. It might be weird if you're absorbent, but we can cross that bridge later. For real, if you make something with your hands and you're built like an ox, I swoon. If you're tall, clean up well and love long camping trips, we'll get along famously.
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