I'm funny. But looks aren't everything, unless you're completely shallow like me. I am down to earth because when the aliens abducted me, they found my brain wasn't large enough according to their fish and game proclamation, so they threw me back. I love to sing, but I got asked to stop because I sound like a drunken teen-aged otter. I love long walks on the beach, but I am tired of the tide coming in every time and there was that one time that Greenpeace tried to throw me back into the ocean when I accidentally fell asleep. (To their credit, they thought they were saving my life, somehow.) I like to read, but sounding out the words hurts my medulla oblongata. I consider myself to be a well rounded individual, because I'm, well, rounded. And I don't care what anyone says, round is still a shape! I smoke, but only when I'm on fire. Someone once said "character is who you are in the dark." Well, I'm a character alright, especially in the dark! Oh, and I smoosh spiders, open stuck jars and such. Gimme a jingle, would ya?
Roses are red,
Bacon is red,
Poems are hard,
Ah, what prose! Sometimes I amaze even myself (it's not that hard.)
I like Robert Jordan books, AKA Wheel of Time (fantasy,) and Tony Hillerman (mystery.) All my favorite authors are dead.
When it comes to movies, I would probably be called a major geek. You know, Star Wars, Star Trek, all that nonsense.
I have a wide taste in music, excluding rap (although, I suppose I could acquire the taste, if the right reason came along.)
Food... I love food, and I have been known to try things that would gross other people out. I'm not extreme, but I just enjoy different flavors. I lean heavily toward seafood.
This really isn't private, but I enjoy romance. I also adore Grumpy Cat, because he's got a much more bubbly personality than I do. I also love lamp.
You're welcome to message me if you just want to talk. I don't bite, and I try to hold up my end. I'm a no pressure kind of guy.