update: my favorite writer is dril
Movies: Memento, Children of Men, Network, The Third Man, The Sweet Smell of Success
One time I dated a girl, and we watched Mean Girls together. She didn't like it. We broke up almost immediately after that.
Shows: RuPaul's Drag Race. That's about it
...okay fine also The Wire, Community, and a bunch of other shows. Does basketball count as a show? It is a show. I watch the NBA.
Music: punk/post-punk/all-the-indie-rock-influenced-by-punk; the indie rock NOT influenced by punk; hip hop; electronic music; Satan's Fingers; The Hospital Bombers.
Top 7 albums:
Public Enemy - Fear of a Black Planet
Gang of Four - Entertainment!
The Velvet Underground - The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Stooges - Fun House
Guided By Voices - Bee Thousand
The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs
Kid606 - Kill Sound Before Sound Kills You
How to phrase things while using the word "boner."
If I'm out, my favorite bar is one that looks like a complete dive, but secretly has the best cocktails for miles. It's like a secret, except with a purposefully-flickering 'BAR' sign.
...if you want to talk about books, movies, music, movies about music, books about music, music about books, books about movies, movies about books, etc.
...if you think that OKCupid's 1k-word suggested minimum punishes those who spend time cutting words from their profile to make it read better. How dare you suggest my profile isn't "finished," OKCupid. It won't be finished until I sufficiently self-summarize in sub-haiku-length.
...if you're Charli XCX http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/charli-xcx-covers-backstreet-boys-2432
...if you're far, far away. Tell me about other places.
...your ideal man is not one featured on letsnotdate.tumblr.com or the dearly departed Nice Guys of OKC tumblr
...you think Ian Curtis is the epitome of masculinity.
...you have a cute dog.