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My self-summary
These damn things are a pain to fill out. What do you write in these little boxes and not sound lame? Anyways, here's self summary 3.6.4:

First of all, I'm ridiculously awesome.

I wear A LOT of black, but by no means am I a gloomy person. It's just my favorite color and it just happens to match everything on Earth. So, if anybody goes clothes shopping for me, I'm really easy to buy for.

I like to go to crusty old dive bars because they are the most fun, but by no means am I a booze-hound. Nothing like going into a new place and seeing some old guy sipping on a can of Oly and knowing that he's probably been sitting in that same spot for 42 years. I like the kinds of places you'd expect to see Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin smoking a pack of cigs at.

I'm happy going out and going on adventures, I'm happy being lazy at home watching 80's cartoons, I'm happy mowing the lawn, I'm happy going on rad walks.... I'm happier doing that stuff when somebody is with me though =)

I used to be a night owl, but now that I work early every day, not so much. My days off, however, are another story. Nothing like staying up late, watching a rad movie, drinking beers, and playing a hardcore game of Scrabble or video games.

I tend to be a bit quiet in person, at first. That's mostly because I'm trying to learn what kind of person you are. I'm usually pretty good at guaging people on what kind of person they are somewhat quickly. Don't worry if I'm quiet.... I'm just seeing what kind of humor I can get away with.

Anything you want to know, just ask.

I am nerdy, artistic, and TOTALLY RAD

Lastly, what's the point of "liking" someone if you don't respond to them? Don't get it.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, working and saving money. I'd like to go back to school this fall so I can get to do what I love and get paid a butt-load of money for it. But for now, I'm just working and trying to have as much fun as possible.

I'd like to be completely done with school within the next 2-3 years and have a home I can call my own. There's no better feeling than coming home from a job you love and having someone there for you. Plus, you don't have to fear people thinking you're a weirdo if you decide to run around your house with no pants on.... or they can join in.

I'm also trying to teach others how to be as awesome as I am. Technically it's impossible, but I have to try. I'm ridiculously awesome, and that's the problem. No matter how much awesomeness I pass on, nobody can match me. You're more than welcome to try though.

In my spare time, I like to build nerdy things. My current project is a functioning proton pack (hope you know what it is). My next project is going to be equally as nerdy, just ask.
I’m really good at
Art. I'm going to do something professionally with that. I'd like to get a rad job designing video games or doing computer animation. I will make it so.

I'm also really good at making everybody laugh. I can pick something random and get everybody cracking up about it. Just ask me to tell the story of "The Great Bear of Kern County".

I can be overly descriptive and can paint amazing visions using words. I'm also amazing at winning gross out competitions with my verbal skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
My nerdiness, my eyes, and my totally rad sense of humor.

Oh, and that I always wear awesome dress socks.... no matter what.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson, George R. R. Martin, Stephen King, J.R.R. Tolkien, Ray Bradbury, John Christopher books. Just started reading "Y: The Last Man", and am way into "The Walking Dead". I recommend the Wheel of Time series, Mistborn series, and obviously, Game of Thrones. I've read about 30 books in the last year, so I'm a fan of books.

Movies: LOVE movies!!! Star Wars, Star Trek, Guardians of the Galaxy, Karate Kid, Anything with Zombies, LotR, Big Trouble in Little China, Grandmas Boy, Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, Deadpool, Indiana Jones, Willow, Wal-E, James Bond, Zombie movies, and many many more.... Did I mention zombies?

Shows: Dexter, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Stranger Things, Bones, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, Firefly, Sledge Hammer!, Anything Gordon Ramsay, Doctor Who, all Star Trek. I'm a nerd.

Food: Just about anything, as long as it doesn't swim. I HATE seafood. I like Mexican, Indian, Thai..... basically, if it's spicy I like it.

Music: 80's, 90's, 0ldies. I like pretty much everything but country and rap. I have a pretty diverse taste in music. Regina Spektor is always good. One day I'll be listening to Propaghandi and the next I'll be listening to Chuck Berry.
Six things I could never do without
1. Family
> Though I think friends and family should be one.
2. Friends
3. Booze
4. Video games
5. Movies
6. Drawing
7. Tapatio (yeah, seven. Eff you, six!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How hamsters were once a "wild" and "free roaming" creature. I mean seriously! Can you imagine prairies full of herds of wild untamed hamsters?! Searching for their next meal while fending off wild ferrett attacks. How the deuce could they possibly survive in the wilds? Ever heard of a saber-toothed hamster? NO! What did they do before the advent of small cages, wheels, and plastic see-through balls? I think they'd've gone extinct centuries ago if not for the intervention of mankind and his love of all things small and fluffy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, playing Xbox live, boozing it up, drawing, or screwing around on the internet. Whatever tickles my fancy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm building a proton pack. There..... I said it out loud. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
You should message me if
....If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape....

....If you have rad quirky photos. I'm a sucker for funny and quirky photos, they're the ones I click on most.

....If you're wearing glasses.... bazinga! That's my Kryptonite.

....If you can't get enough of Mazzy Star or Etta James.

PS: Goonies never say "die"!
The two of us