Evan516
36Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
If you can appreciate how ridiculous and awesome my profile picture is you probably have a sense of humor, I love that in a woman, if you can make me laugh I'll be in your corner forever. I am a cook at a restaurant in Oakland, and I am an ambitious one at that, it is my intention in life to be a great man,but to do that I need a great woman behind me (Don't be mistaken though, I know it's a give and take, I also want to be the man who helps my woman achieve greatness, power couple ftw!) I am a constant self improver, I like to think my best years are ahead of me. I love my work, even though the schedule is lame, I get to practice my art all day, surrounded with people who feel the same. I am rarely lukewarm, when I find somthing I like it tends to become a focus. I can also have a tendency to be a bit of a goof ball, I have a somewhat strange sense of humor, but it keeps me happy (even if I'm the only one laughing in a crowded movie theatre ). I pretty surely qualify as a night owl, cooking is a nighttime gig, but I wake up early too.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find new and awesome things to experience.
Looking for inspiration anywhere I might find it. Looking inward for... I'll know when I find it...
I’m really good at
Keeping a cool head when everything is falling apart.
Fast reflexes.
Finding somthing funny that most people don't.
Daydreaming.
Seizing flashes of inspiration.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am very tall and affable, and girls tell me I have amazing eyes...no big deal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books; Cabal, The Maltese Falcon, The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy series, Red Harvest, The Dark Tower series
Movies; Too difficult to list individual movies, so I'll just list genres; Film Noir, grindhouse, Ghost movies, Heist movies, Dark comedy, French gangster movies, Horror movies, Spaghetti westerns, Thrillers, Goofy comedy... I could go on, but the point is, I really love movies.
Music; Difficult to pin down
Food; I love all food, and I am really adventurous about it.
Six things I could never do without
Funny stories (I have no shortage of these)
Cheese (hopefully a vast variety)
Work to do (hard work keeps me sharp)
Leisure time (batteries need charging)
A gigantic comfy bed (that doesn't squeek and has some bounce to it)
New things to consume (both comestables and experiences)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New recipies and resturants I want to visit. New ways to give people pleasure, be it with food or...otherwise.
On a typical Friday night I am
I have no traditional Friday, I work when most people play and play when most people sleep
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like 80's music in a completley non-ironic way, don't judge me.
You should message me if
you find me interesting.
you want pro to go to/critique resturants with, and you want to be fed off my spoon.
you think my pictures are sexy...especialy the bacon.
literally any other reason
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