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My self-summary
...(Insert charming witticism here) My name is Wesley. I'm a man of many cliches, and contradictions, bad boy with a heart of gold... you know, all that crap. :) I love bad jokes, and good conversation. I'm extremely politically INcorrect. I'm also a blast to talk to (considering you're bored, or irrevocably drunk). Oh, and if you haven't noticed, I enjoy the self deprecating humor...and the thesaurus. :)

I am Naughty, unpredictable, and smiling
What I’m doing with my life
Working, Reading, writing, acting in plays, listening to an obsene amount of music. trying to meet new, and interesting people on here, being a valuble member of society (That aspect not working out, by the way. lol), and being an all around intriguing Fellow.
I’m really good at
Making a ass out of myself,
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, my eyes, and could this be the most narcissistic question ever? Maybe...Am I asking myself hypothetical questions?...yes I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - American Gods by Neil Gaiman. Einsteins' dreams by John Lightman, The last Valentine by James Michael Pratt( extremely corny, and romantic, but I like it anyway...so there you have it), and anything by William Shakespeare, or Dr. Suess :). Here lately I've been getting into some comics, like Dogwitch, JTHM, and Preacher.

Movies - Huge movie buff so it's hard to say.

Music - Pretty much anything depending on my mood. Mindless Self Indulgence, Frank Sinatra, The Dresden Dolls, Johnny Cash, Rasputina, The Ramones, Buddy Holly, Hank williams Sr. Tori Amos, and Say Anything, to name a few.

Food - Steak & baked potato *drools*, Most things that are deep fried, candy, anything that's truly bad for me really. The only exeption is fruit. I love fruit.
Six things I could never do without
Lucky Strikes, Evan Williams Bourbon, My collection of strange clothing. Friends, Books, and the Internet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Smoking cigarettes, Drinking, Spending time with friends, Having pseudo philosophical conversations. Laughing...A LOT.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm Kinky...That's as private as I want to get. ;)
You should message me if
you're interested in crazy people...and if my profile has not scared you off.
The two of us