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My self-summary
I'm a goofy, nerdy, energetic guy. I could also be considered an eccentric.

I have been thrown off a train, pushed down an escalator, banned from an art museum, stuck in an elevator, and I have similar adventures on a daily basis.

I consider myself a spiffy dresser. Bow ties and suspenders are a normal part of my daily living.
What I’m doing with my life
I am an active member of the Jeff Awards. I see LOTS of plays and musicals. Do you want to come see one with me?

I work in advertising. If you ever watched Mad Men, I would be the Peggy Olsen character. I started as a secretary and now I make graphic designs and edit videos. My boss never got me pregnant though.
I’m really good at
Saying inappropriate things.

Charming the elderly.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. If ever I'm murdered by a serial killer they will probably take my eyes as a trophy.

My butt looks great in dress pants
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I prefer biographies, but adventure books meant for kids are the best (like Peter and the Starcatchers or Kingdom Keepers).

Movies: Marx Brothers over Stooges, witty banter over fart jokes, emotional journey over stereotypical trope. Basically... Back to the Future.

Music: Primarily, I like showtunes.. It's my job. I also listen to mid 90's bands like Blink 182 and Moxy Fruvous

Podcast: My Brother My Bother and Me.

TV: Arrested Development, West Wing, Dick Van Dyke, and cartoons...

All Cartoons: 90's cartoons are the best. Rocco's Modern Life, Recess, Ducktales, Doug. Recent cartoons are great too. Archer, Gravity Falls, Rick & Morty, Adventure Time.
Six things I could never do without
~ Obscure references
~ An artistic project
~ Video/Audio Equipment w/ appropriate cables that are actually long enough and an internet connection. Is that so hard?!?!
~ A Stage
~ Dominant/submissive Tumblr pages *wink*
~ Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would a giraffe look like throwing up... Is it one long heave?

{Factoid: Giraffes and all other equestrians do not actually have the ability to vomit.}

{Additional: Turtles throw up very quickly, but only the ones with eye masks throw up pizza}

If you were walking down a sidewalk and came across a slightly dented, but still sealed quart of chocolate ice cream, would you stop to pick it up and take it home to eat before bedtime?
On a typical Friday night I am
Waking up too late from an afternoon nap because I neglected to set an alarm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I man-scape.
You should message me if
You wanna go see a play or a musical with me.

You'd like to see my ass in dress pants.

You want to message me but you can't think of anything to say. {I will gladly accept 'Hey'}
The two of us