EverydayCoconut
32 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a goofy, nerdy, energetic guy.

I have been thrown off a train, pushed down an escalator, banned from an art museum, stuck in an elevator, and I have similar adventures on a daily basis.

I consider myself a spiffy dresser. Bow ties and suspenders are a normal part of my daily living.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Jeff Member {lLike the Tony Awards for Chicago}. I see LOTS of plays and musicals. Do you want you to see them with me?

Also, I'm an actor. I'm currently in IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE: THE RADIO PLAY. I play the sound effects man.

I work in advertising on Michigan Ave. If you are a Mad Men fan, I am Peggy Olsen...I started as a secretary and now I have my own desk, but i'm not pregnant. Maybe this was a bad analogy....
I’m really good at
Saying inappropriate things.

Charming the elderly.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. If ever I'm murdered by a serial killer they will probably take my eyes as a trophy.

My butt looks great in dress pants
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I prefer biographies, but adventure books meant for kids are the best (like Peter and the Starcatchers or Kingdom Keepers).

Movies: Marx Brothers over Stooges, witty banter over fart jokes, emotional journey over stereotypical trope. Basically... Back to the Future.

Music: Primarily, I like showtunes.. It's my job. I also listen to mid 90's bands like Blink 182 and Moxy Fruvous

Podcast: My Brother My Bother and Me.

TV: SITCOMS. (specifically Dick Van Dyke and Arrested Development) but also CARTOONS!!! Gravity Falls is epic.
The six things I could never do without
~ Obscure references
~ An artistic project
~ Video/Audio Equipment w/ appropriate cables that are actually long enough and an internet connection. Is that so hard?!?!
~ A Stage
~ Dominant/submissive Tumblr pages *wink*
~ Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would a giraffe look like throwing up... Is it one long heave?

{Factoid: Giraffes and all other equestrians do not actually have the ability to vomit.}

{Additional: Turtles throw up very quickly, but only the ones with eye masks throw up pizza}
On a typical Friday night I am
Waking up too late from an afternoon nap because I neglected to set an alarm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I man-scape.
You should message me if
You wanna go see a play or a musical with me.

You'd like to see my ass in dress pants.

You want to message me but you can't think of anything to say. {I will gladly accept 'Hey'}

You want to play out a fantasy.
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