32 Astoria, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a goofy, nerdy, energetic guy.

I have been thrown off a train, pushed down an escalator, banned from an art museum, stuck in an elevator, and I have similar adventures on a daily basis.

I consider myself a spiffy dresser. Bow ties are a normal part of my daily living.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Jeff Member {The Jeff Awards are like the Tony Awards for Chicago} which means I see LOTS of plays and musicals. I will drag you to see them with me!

Also, I'm an actor
PLUS! I teach acting to celebrity's kids in New York every summer.
I’m really good at
Saying inappropriate things.

Weird & interesting trivia.

Boundless energy.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Always the eyes. If ever I'm murdered by a serial killer they will probably take my eyes as a trophy.

My butt looks great in dress pants
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I prefer biographies, but adventure books meant for kids are great too (like Peter and the Starcatchers or Kingdom Keepers).

Movies: Marx Brothers over Stooges, witty banter over fart jokes, emotional journey over stereotypical trope. Basically... Back to the Future.

Music: Anything after I graduated from high school is awful. ~ I'll listen to Blink 182 or They Might Be Giants over the Bieb or F.U.N.
~ Primarily, I like showtunes.. It's my job ~

TV: ALL SITCOMS. (specifically Dick Van Dyke and Arrested Development) I'm also a big sucker for Doctor Who.
The six things I could never do without
~ Obscure references
~ An artistic project
~ Video/Audio Equipment w/ appropriate cables that are actually long enough and an internet connection. Is that so hard?!?!
~ A Stage
~ D/s Tumblr pages *wink*
~ Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What a giraffe would look like throwing up... Is it one long heave?

{Factoid: Giraffes and all other types of horses do not have the ability to vomit.}
On a typical Friday night I am
waking up too late from an afternoon nap because I neglected to set an alarm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I man-scape.
You should message me if
You wanna go see a play or a musical with me.

You'd like to see my ass in dress pants.

You want to message me but you can't think of anything to say. {I will gladly accept 'Hey'}