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My self-summary
I'm a goofy, nerdy, energetic guy.

I have been thrown off a train, pushed down an escalator, banned from an art museum, stuck in an elevator, and I have similar adventures on a daily basis.

I consider myself a spiffy dresser. Bow ties and suspenders are a normal part of my daily living.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Jeff Member {The Jeff Awards are like the Tony Awards for Chicago} which means I see LOTS of plays and musicals. I will drag you to see them with me!

Also, I'm an actor. I'll be starting rehearsal for It's a Wonderful Life soon!
I’m really good at
Saying inappropriate things.

Not doing laundry until the absolute last item of clothing in my room is dirty.

Doing 32 loads of laundry at one time.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Always the eyes. If ever I'm murdered by a serial killer they will probably take my eyes as a trophy.

My butt looks great in dress pants
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I prefer biographies, but adventure books meant for kids are great too (like Peter and the Starcatchers or Kingdom Keepers).

Movies: Marx Brothers over Stooges, witty banter over fart jokes, emotional journey over stereotypical trope. Basically... Back to the Future.

Music: Primarily, I like showtunes.. It's my job. I also listen to the podcast My Brother My Bother and Me. Do podcasts count as music?

TV: SITCOMS. (specifically Dick Van Dyke and Arrested Development) but also CARTOONS!!! Gravity Falls is epic.
The six things I could never do without
~ Obscure references
~ An artistic project
~ Video/Audio Equipment w/ appropriate cables that are actually long enough and an internet connection. Is that so hard?!?!
~ A Stage
~ Dominant/submissive Tumblr pages *wink*
~ Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What a giraffe would look like throwing up... Is it one long heave?

{Factoid: Giraffes and all other equestrians do not actually have the ability to vomit.}
On a typical Friday night I am
Waking up too late from an afternoon nap because I neglected to set an alarm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I man-scape.
You should message me if
You wanna go see a play or a musical with me.

You'd like to see my ass in dress pants.

You want to message me but you can't think of anything to say. {I will gladly accept 'Hey'}