Since not everyone is keen on it, I'm putting out there that I'm polyamorous, and completely open to dating or hanging out with other people. You should say hi. If you don't, you're seriously missing out.
I love my job being a helpdesk monkey, but I consider it a means of acquiring funds to do other, more fun things. I've never been much of a career man, but definitely a 'gotta have a job, the rent don't pay itself' kind of man!
My crass, subtle humour gets tons of laughs
I'm a cast-iron hipster. Iron is forged in the death of stars, I think that's a pretty awesome material to cook bacon with.
I learn best by doing, which means I've been involved in a series of mysterious kitchen fires....
-Internet. I mean c'mon, it's a fount of knowledge!
-Esoteric humor and puns (XKCD is a good example)
-Recreational Outrage. Good natured complaining is one of my hobbies.
-When you do, what you do, ohhhh so well!
-Do I HAVE to do six? Nope, I'm quite the contrarian!
I like thinking about the woods, and why I'm not there right now.
Oh and boobs. I like boobs. If you don't boobs then we can't be friends.
you have a silver tongue, loqacious and callipygian
You're not afraid of having a lightsaber fight
You're a marijuana enthusiast, but it doesn't, like, define your whole life maaaan
You've been to SOAK or Burning Man
You know some good secret camping spots
You think blowing up water jugs with high velocity slugs of lead is a good time
Hanging out in brewpubs sounds like a fantastic idea