EvilTOJ
39 Beaverton, United States
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My self-summary
I am a crass, dirty old man with too much time on his hands who doesn't take himself too seriously. I know what that whole 'responsibility' thing is, but who said growing up means being stuffy and boring?

I'm polyamorous, and completely open to dating or hanging out with other people. You should say hi. If you don't, you're seriously missing out. I have a girlfriend, but I'm doing the solo poly thing for awhile.
What I’m doing with my life
I've had a whole slew of life changes going on. Some have been good, some, not so good. I call it my Interesting Times.

I like learning new things and starting new projects. Sometimes I even finish them too! I've also been getting into making soap from scratch. My favorite batch so far has been the cilantro soap due to cilantro tasting like soap. If you disagree you are wrong.

I love my job being a helpdesk monkey, but I consider it a means of acquiring funds to do other, more fun things in life. I like living life day to day, hanging out with friends, smoking the leaf, and going on a little adventure sometimes. Much like a hobbit. If you have a Mt. Doom let's go exploring! I have less hairy feet though.
I’m really good at
Fixing things, and making my own stuff. I'm of the opinion that if I can make it myself for cheaper than I can buy it, why buy it? I do buy stuff on occasion, but I get the urge to make things and then off I go!
The first things people usually notice about me
How dashingly handsome, incredibly intelligent, and exceedingly humble I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Stephen King, most of the golden age of sci fi authors, and Diana Gabaldon. I read quite a bit, but those are my favorites. Sometimes at Powell's I'll buy a random book out of the scifi section just to see what it's all about.

My music tastes change. Sometimes I'm on an 80's synthesizer kick, sometimes techno, or big band jazz (I was a huge band nerd in school; Concert and Marching and Jazz Bands oh my) which has been my latest crackout.

Food. FOOD! If I had to live on bland comfort food my entire life I would live, but I do love trying out new dishes. I like going to hole-in-the-wall places or roach coaches and trying something that is hard to pronounce. Bonus if they have good, unique beers. I have a love/hate relationship with Belmont Station. I love it because they have thousands of beers, I hate it because my receipt has been known to have tripel digits at the bottom.
The six things I could never do without
(in no particular order)

Internet
Esoteric humor and puns (XKCD is a good example)
Recreational Outrage. Complaining is one of my hobbies.
My kids
There is that one thing, I forgot what it's called, and it makes that thing I like.
Do I HAVE to do six? OK, fine! I like going outside to do camping and hiking.

People who only put the bottom rung of Maslow's hierarchy of needs here are unimaginative.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I am big on disaster preparedness and self sufficiency. I'm part of Beaverton CERT, and trained in Wilderness First Aid. I have a zombie plan, you should too. This doesn't mean I'm one of those 'murica Free Republic reading nutbags, I just really enjoy being self-sufficient.

I like thinking about the woods, and why I'm not there right now.

Oh and boobs. I like boobs. If you don't boobs then we can't be friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't really have a typical Friday night. Sometimes I stay home, sometimes I'm out drinking or camping. Or all three! Or sometimes I trip over the Infinite Improbability Generator and end up somewhere unexpected.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like girls like Carol/Cheryl. Only, with a little more smarts and a little less pyromania.
You should message me if
If you're a velociraptor. I have a thing for clever girls.
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