EvilTOJ
40 Beaverton, United States
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My self-summary
I've been out of the game for awhile, so this thing is gonna get many edits while I work on showing you how awesome I am. There's more to me than just this paragraph, read on to find out more!

Since not everyone is keen on it, I'm putting out there that I'm polyamorous, and completely open to dating or hanging out with other people. You should say hi. If you don't, you're seriously missing out.
What I’m doing with my life
Lately it's been lots of biking in Washington County! I got a bike for commuting to work, and oddly enough I've taken an actual liking to it. Since Legalize It has finally happened, now I've also been improving my, uhm, gardening skills. Now I have multiple books on horticulture, so if apical stamens flood your basement we'll get along fine!

I love my job being a helpdesk monkey, but I consider it a means of acquiring funds to do other, more fun things. I've never been much of a career man, but definitely a 'gotta have a job, the rent don't pay itself' kind of man!
I’m really good at
Fixing things, and making my own stuff. I'm of the opinion that if I can make it myself for cheaper than I can buy it, why buy it? I do buy stuff on occasion, but I get the urge to make things and then off I go!

My crass, subtle humour gets tons of laughs

I'm a cast-iron hipster. Iron is forged in the death of stars, I think that's a pretty awesome material to cook bacon with.

I learn best by doing, which means I've been involved in a series of mysterious kitchen fires....
The first things people usually notice about me
How dashingly handsome, incredibly intelligent, and exceedingly humble I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ehhhh as I get older I care less and less about this. Lately I've been watching Rick and Morty, Archer, and for background noise I watch Star Trek. I also like the Walking Dead shows, The Thin Man movies, big band jazz, speed metal, techno and other stuff. I love the direction Star Wars is going, I'll be trekking my way to the theaters to see the new ones coming out.
The six things I could never do without
(in no particular order)

-Internet. I mean c'mon, it's a fount of knowledge!
-Esoteric humor and puns (XKCD is a good example)
-Recreational Outrage. Good natured complaining is one of my hobbies.
-When you do, what you do, ohhhh so well!
-Do I HAVE to do six? Nope, I'm quite the contrarian!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I am big on disaster preparedness and self sufficiency. I'm part of Beaverton CERT, and trained in Wilderness First Aid. I have a zombie plan, you should too. This doesn't mean I'm one of those 'murica Free Republic reading nutbags, I just really enjoy being self-sufficient.

I like thinking about the woods, and why I'm not there right now.

Oh and boobs. I like boobs. If you don't boobs then we can't be friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm either at home working on some nefarious project, or riding around outside while the weather cooperates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like girls like Carol/Cheryl. Only, with a little more smarts and a little less pyromania.
You should message me if
you're a velociraptor. I have a thing for clever girls.

you have a silver tongue, loqacious and callipygian

You're not afraid of having a lightsaber fight

You're a marijuana enthusiast, but it doesn't, like, define your whole life maaaan

You've been to SOAK or Burning Man

You know some good secret camping spots

You think blowing up water jugs with high velocity slugs of lead is a good time

Hanging out in brewpubs sounds like a fantastic idea
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