EvilTOJ
39 Beaverton, United States
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My self-summary
I've been out of the game for awhile, so this thing is gonna get many edits while I work on showing you how awesome I am.

I'm polyamorous, and completely open to dating or hanging out with other people. You should say hi. If you don't, you're seriously missing out. I have a girlfriend, but I'm doing the solo poly thing for awhile.
What I’m doing with my life
Lately it's been lots of biking in Washington County! I got a bike for commuting to work, and oddly enough I've taken an actual liking to it. Since it's legal here now I've also been improving my, uhm, gardening skills.

I love my job being a helpdesk monkey, but I consider it a means of acquiring funds to do other, more fun things. I've never been much of a career man, but definitely a 'gotta have a job, the rent don't pay itself' kind of man!
I’m really good at
Fixing things, and making my own stuff. I'm of the opinion that if I can make it myself for cheaper than I can buy it, why buy it? I do buy stuff on occasion, but I get the urge to make things and then off I go!

My crass, subtle humour gets tons of laughs
The first things people usually notice about me
How dashingly handsome, incredibly intelligent, and exceedingly humble I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ehhhh as I get older I care less and less about this. The only time it's be relevant is if we're going to a show, because going to a show where you don't like the music is boring and pointless.
The six things I could never do without
(in no particular order)

Internet
Esoteric humor and puns (XKCD is a good example)
Recreational Outrage. Complaining is one of my hobbies.
When you do what you do oh so well
There is that one thing, I forgot what it's called, and it makes that thing I like.
Do I HAVE to do six? OK, fine! I like going outside to do camping and hiking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I am big on disaster preparedness and self sufficiency. I'm part of Beaverton CERT, and trained in Wilderness First Aid. I have a zombie plan, you should too. This doesn't mean I'm one of those 'murica Free Republic reading nutbags, I just really enjoy being self-sufficient.

I like thinking about the woods, and why I'm not there right now.

Oh and boobs. I like boobs. If you don't boobs then we can't be friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm either at home working on some nefarious project, or riding around outside while this weather cooperates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like girls like Carol/Cheryl. Only, with a little more smarts and a little less pyromania.
You should message me if
If you're a velociraptor. I have a thing for clever girls.
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