30New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
Summary about me: Likes dogs. General Bad Ass. Great partner in crime. Always ready for revelry.
I’m really good at
I have exquisite taste in all things. Making the best of every situation. Wrapping a brown paper bag around an aluminum can. I'm not the world's worst parallel parker.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can't read minds and I don't usually ask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Chargrilled oysters topped with fois gras, steak tar tar, lobster tails and beluga caviar, but really, I'm not picky.
I really enjoy anything Steve Martin does. I like Tom Robbins and Ray Bradbury. My taste in literature tends to be all over the place. I can also get down with some GoT.
I don't watch a lot of TV but I like GoT, True Blood, Dexter, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, and Always Sunny. Joss Whedon.
I like horror movies... I'm already bored with describing my likes before I got to music. Tfb.
Six things I could never do without
My dogs
My family
My friends
Whatever happens in a meadow at dusk
Twoo wove
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How am I not myself? How am I not myself? And of course the inescapable drama of human suffering.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally getting my wine and dine on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I put butter on my popcorn using a cheese grater. Judge me, bitches.
You should message me if
You don't have facial piercings or face tattoos, you actually read my profile and we have common interests, you're a decent human being. Or if you feel like binge watching Supernatural with me while drinking dirty gin martinis out of coffee mugs.
The two of us