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My self-summary
Alright let's give this a shot. I'd describe myself as fun, curious, mischievous, entrepreneurial, passionate, optimistic, social, impatient, caring, tenacious, genuine, and assertive.

I have a cool job (or at least I think it's cool) managing a technology team for a company that facilitates a fun outdoor activity enjoyed by millions. I'm also a landlord (NOT a slumlord), and I have lots of stories to tell.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a fun company getting to play with new expensive technology, and support a hobby letting people hide plastic containers in the woods.

I have an affection for fixing up old places, and absorbing them into my rental empire! Something about restoring and modernizing a dilapidated old house is satisfying.

I've found myself in some strange situations, which make for good stories to tell, like when I was on Leno for a college prank, or when I got stuck in Jury Duty for over a month, or when I watched a fireworks store burn down.

During the week I'm typically playing in one of various sports leagues, maybe playing poker, or just chilling at home working on projects. I like hosting parties and entertaining.

I love traveling, especially overseas. I've been to Germany, Holland, the UK, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Italy, and Korea. There are so many more places I want to visit though!
I’m really good at
Technology, making conversation with crazy people, quoting Mitch Hedberg jokes, getting pulled into crazy random situations, and just about anything I choose to apply myself to.
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue eyes, so I'm told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm always reading white papers and researching for work, so I don't really ever read books any more.

I don't watch a whole lot of TV, but I'm pretty addicted to Game of Thrones. Income Property and stuff on HDTV is also good, and I'll always catch new episodes of Family Guy. John Oliver is pretty entertaining.

I dislike Ben Stiller movies.

My tastes in music are alternative and rock/classic rock mostly. I have some 17,000 songs in my itunes library, which sounds cool, but it's actually kind of overwhelming because you have to sort through so much crap to find what you actually want to hear. I've been listening to a lot of internet radio lately.

My food tastes tend to vary. I've really been into Indian food lately. I'm a horrible cook, but definitely like getting cooked for.
The six things I could never do without
The internet, beer, friends, technology, minions, and my autographed picture of Alex Trebek.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
snails, and microscopic robots..
On a typical Friday night I am
Happy hour, or planning my Saturday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been arrested for breaking into a computer system.
You should message me if
You're intelligent and passionate about what you do, are ambitious and/or entrepreneurial, want to share your world domination plans, and you're cute!