33Fredericksburg, United States
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My self-summary
I like cars, traveling, Russia, Jager, seafood, play guitar, don't trust China, have lived in Fredericksburg for two years but it might as well be a foreign land, love going to Maryland International Raceway, camping, fishing, shooting things, racist rain, and long haul flights.

I hate onions, maths, Turkey (the animal and the country), blue crabs when they are alive because they will eat your face off, perrier, pop/R&B music, those fucking piece of shit sea birds that shit on your car and steal your food, fucking northern virginia traffic, city, and Maryland (except the racetracks).

It seems like most girls on the dating sites only care about looks, but for those who don't care, I have my own house, my own car, a dog, a great job, and the ability to travel. And I can def make you laugh!
What I’m doing with my life
Lawn/house work, commuting 4 hours a day for a job, travelling when I can.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Almost putting myself in the infirmary. And making pulled pork and mac n' cheese apparently.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am fat. I sometimes have a Fohawk. My eyes are weird and foreign yellow-green.
Six things I could never do without
1.) Cars (Mustangs and other fast cars)
2.) A roof over my head
3.) My pitbull Miryi
4.) My passport
5.) Jager
6.) My guitars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The weather, seafood, airplanes, airports, Russia, and why in America we show such concern for the "refugees" invading Europe when we have absolutely no idea what is really happening.
On a typical Friday night I am
watching shows on Discovery Channel about Gold or Alaska, often times both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got sexually assaulted by a jellyfish, then by a pack of racist yellow jackets...twice. Then recently assaulted by a jellyfish again. I do not know if it was the same jelly fish. Update: After the jelly fish assualt, I was sexually assaulted on two different occasions by another pack of racist yellow jackets.
You should message me if
If you like seafood, traveling (and have the ability to travel internationally), Cars and racing, can hang out on weekends, like geopolitcs, like to camp and be outdoors, do message me.

*If we have a kid, you should be willing to have it on a transpacific flight on a Asian or Australian airline. It sounds weird but it is really a genius idea. J/K....or not
The two of us