32 Milwaukee, United States
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My self-summary
My life is a series of incredible victories that defy all odds, followed by equally epic failures that should have been wholly avoidable. It kind of evens out.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking care of my grandma because she's old and weak and she was always there for me when I was young and weak. Making money in any way I can that allows me to stay at home. Extreme couponing so I have enough money to drink.
I’m really good at
Making friends with animals. I made friends with a crow once. We would give each other shiny things. Also once my car broke down in the middle of nowhere by a farm and this one cow came right up to the fence and moo'd at me. I spent like an hour playing with him and came back to that farm at least once a month in the summer to say hi. For like 3 years. He's dead now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Another roadside attraction by Tom Robbins, American Gods by Niel Gaiman, Anything by Alan Moore.

Movies: The Fountain, Amadeus, Star wars,

Music: The Faint, Dance with the dead, Dependence mode, Saul Williams, Dredge
The six things I could never do without
Internet, a computer to use the internet, money to pay for internet, writing, friends and weirdos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, recursive self improvement, sex, space, all of the things I'm anxious about and the people I'm anxious for.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying really hard to make a dent in the list of movies and T.V. shows I need to catch up on, but it's a useless battle. New media is made faster than anyone can possibly consume said media.
You should message me if
You want someone to go on adventures with or do projects with. Or if you're a horrible pervert.