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My self-summary
Please message me if you play racquetball & have access to a court in Indy!!

Ethically non-monogamous male seeks open minded women for friendship, activities, tour guide & ego boosting laughter*. Ideally, you smile, laugh and are friendlier than most.

Saying hello does NOT = a hook up, I'm not that easy or desperate. In the unlikely event we are physical, you'll get yours before I get mine (you're welcome).

Educated, well traveled & honest (ask me anything). I get my news from Comedy Central. Did I mention~ I (bold font) think I'm funny?

I travel away from Indy every other week. Who knows where. (statement, not a question) If I knew where I'd be tomorrow I'd buy a lotto ticket instead.

I also enjoy reminiscing about the time my grandmother dropped acid & hijacked a bus load of penguins..... (this hidden track is for those that continued beyond the second paragraph). Hope you enjoyed & bonus points for those that can name the reference!
What I’m doing with my life
Traveling…. lots of traveling.
I'm VERY near the Monon between 75th & 86th & would like an excuse to spend more time on it.
I'm realizing I like the idea of meeting & dating others, but my time is limited.

I'm unable to see likes, send a message.
I’m really good at
Making me laugh (if only I could record the stuff going on in my head, LOL),
Mt. Biking,
listening to music,
navigating hotel breakfast buffets,
landing airplanes,
sarcasm & cooking.

I'm pretty good at....
Water skiing,
Words with Friends
The first things people usually notice about me
I smell like honeysuckle ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books ~ I'm not an avid reader, but I love bookstores.
Amanda Palmer's The Art of Asking. And it occurs to me that the last book I read before that was The Art of Seduction. Guess I'm working my way through The Art of…...books.
A few books I've read or listened to:
The 4 Agreements, Secrets of the Millionaire Mind, Way of the Superior Man, The Ethical Slut & Fate is the Hunter.

Movies ~ Too many to mention, but I'll mention a few anyway... Strange Brew, Clerks, K-PAX, The Endless Summer.....

80's alt on Pandora, Liz Phair, The Cars, Cheap Trick, The Damned, Snow Patrol, The Dresden Dolls, Garbage, Mars Or The Moon (personal friends), Material Issue, The Psychedelic Furs, The Cure, Rodriguez, Sinéad Lohan, Deanna Morae, Pink Floyd, Death Cab For Cutie & many, many more.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order....
2. My mt. Bike & gear
5. Humor
3. Premium Hotel Status
1. Gravity (everyone has a nemesis)
4. Sex
6. Chronological order
See, made me laugh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Irony (this also happens to be vampire's favorite type of humor) & other things that make me chuckle.

I wonder about the people that visit a profile, but don't send a message (ironic... I seem to do it quite often myself).

The relationships I've made, have, have yet to make &/or lost. I believe we meet people at the exact right moment, but that moment & the reason for meeting them may not be known for some time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Days of the week have little meaning, if I'm not working, every night is friday :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Duh, If I were willing to admit it, it wouldn't be private now would it.
That being said.......
I think it should be socially acceptable to lick your plate or bowl in public. (This means what it means - no domination undertones implied.) SMH

and…. loving whole heartedly can be painful
You should message me if
My power of persuasion is so good, you'll message me despite your better judgement. IF you are able to resist, you'll regret it later. :-)

......you believe mangos should be eaten by hand,...... while naked...... & near a body of water


you're able to keep up with quick, witty banter.


you've made it this far, then know I'm here with full knowledge of my significant other and yes, it's really ok.

*ego boosting laugher is you laughing with me, not at me!