Be a fun person to be around. Always.
Any day you go without laughing you wasted that day
Nobody ever had fun holding back...
I think the worst job in the world has got to be the guy who puts the rubber bands on lobster claws
Seeing the bigger picture
Winning arguments also
That fancy lemonade with the berries in it
What's the difference between a Sunroof and a Moonroof.
Grey or Gray?
What's the difference between lemonade and pink lemonade besides the color.
Why are they called boy shorts if they aren't shorts nor worn by boys?
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway.
How clever the word homophobic is when you think about it
Why do cartoons have only 4 fingers
The only difference between a taco and a fajita to me is the amount of work I have to do.
I have no idea what Black Forrest Ham actually means
My next move