31 Detroit, United States
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My self-summary
Above all other things, chase happiness. Everything else will fall into place.

Be a fun person to be around. Always.

Any day you go without laughing you wasted that day

Nobody ever had fun holding back...

I think the worst job in the world has got to be the guy who puts the rubber bands on lobster claws
What I’m doing with my life
I was working as a radio personality. It was a ton of fun now I'm working a really regular job tryin. Now I'm in my actual field of aviation. I'm really happy about it but I'm not done. My next step is to get back into flight school so I can become an actual working pilot. I love traveling and seeing new places. My desk makes me itchy lol. I also do stand up comedy but I'd be stepping too far to call it anything past a really deep hobbie
I’m really good at
Being open minded and finding fun in anything

Giving advice

Seeing the bigger picture

Winning arguments also
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a charming jerk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book: Go Dogs Go by Dr. Seus

Movie: Half-Baked

Food: Pickles
The six things I could never do without
Cocoa butter
Clean draws
That fancy lemonade with the berries in it
Honeycrisp apples
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 yet hot dog buns come in packs of 8.

What's the difference between a Sunroof and a Moonroof.

Grey or Gray?

What's the difference between lemonade and pink lemonade besides the color.

Why are they called boy shorts if they aren't shorts nor worn by boys?

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway.

How clever the word homophobic is when you think about it

Why do cartoons have only 4 fingers

The only difference between a taco and a fajita to me is the amount of work I have to do.

I have no idea what Black Forrest Ham actually means


My next move
On a typical Friday night I am
Either telling jokes or looking for a good time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cannot figure out how to use Lie and Lay when I have to change the tense of those words
You should message me if
you like what you see and know how to hold a conversation.